HebrewHammer commented on Rey Maualuga Apologizes For Impromptu Rumpy-Pump of America's Sideline Princess

"Bruce Pearl is taking notes."

HebrewHammer commented on Drew Brees Wins Offensive Player Of The Year

"Someone tell Carlos Beltran that."

HebrewHammer commented on BCS Voters Can't Be Bothered To Watch Utah Play Football

"• "I don't recall if I saw them play specifically during the regular season."

HebrewHammer commented on J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere

""If people are intimidated because Major League [Baseball] is a big organization, so be it."

HebrewHammer commented on Ultimately, Tis Greed That Foils All Soccer Jersey Thieves

"Just Manny being Manny."

HebrewHammer commented on Sir Le Bron And The Legend of Crab Dribble

"That coach is doing a poor job of hiding his erection with that padded blocker."

HebrewHammer commented on Cowher Considering Bringing His Scowl To New York

"He's also demanding the Jets trade Kellen Clemens to the Steelers for Steely McBeam."

HebrewHammer commented on Giants Acquire Baseball's Most Formidable Mullet

"The cause of all my nightmares as a 7-year old: Randy Johnson's 91 Score baseball card. www.flickr.com"

HebrewHammer commented on Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D

"This job needs to be filled immediately - it is taking a huge toll on the Detroit unemployment numbers."

HebrewHammer commented on SHOTY Final Four: Isiah Thomas Vs. Baby Mangino

"@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: When you use acronyms, be prepared to fill in the blanks."