HenryJonesJunior commented on New Battle Cry In The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry: You Are Hereby Served

"he said the fans "viciously attacked and physically assaulted" him when he went to a concession stand... Yeah, that's because he was going back for round 3 of a hot dog (mustard only) and a beer...they were tired of his air biscuits in their section."

HenryJonesJunior commented on Gourmet Spud's Thursday Afternoon CFL D###-Joke Free Jambor-eh

"@Stoned Lightning: Do not fear the Chelada (bud's Red-Eye) it's grand."

HenryJonesJunior commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ

"@Peter Cavan: I hosted and played in a celebrity golf tourney with Gibson in 2004."

HenryJonesJunior commented on Morning Blogdome: Sam Cassell Eyes Coaching, Not Stripper Poles

"Has Sam Cassell EVER had a GOOD picture taken of him? /spoken like another truly ugly human"

HenryJonesJunior commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick

"Does this make Brett the Michael Jordan of 2008, or does it make him the Randall Cunningham of 1997? /Head Case Douchebags"

HenryJonesJunior commented on A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism

"@Arriaga_II: +1 although I think you may have left out Lon and Norm's commentary on WSOP '08. Over-under on how long it takes Madonna to release "umm...yes we were, after all, *ahem* screwing" through her publicist? 14 Days. /used to think she was do-able"

HenryJonesJunior commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution

"@Chamomiles Davis; @44 in a Row; @toledostripper... Aren't those my lines? /bonks Rob Iracane with a vase HJJ: "Sorry about your head Rob...I thought you were one of them!" Rob: "Henry, they come through the door!" HJJ: "Ha."

HenryJonesJunior commented on On With The Big Show, Again

"@martyfunkhauser: Just what the show needs."

HenryJonesJunior commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown

"I don't understand the virulence of the anti-ketchup-on-hot-dogs crowd."

HenryJonesJunior commented on Joe Buck Is Just No Longer Enthused About America's Pastime

"How about Joe on "Bud TV?" Let's sit in the back of the cab and talk to J-list celebrities while swilling a 40 of Budweiser. In the words of Artie Johnson "Vellly Iiinteresthing." /Not."