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The Polish goalie would have intercepted it, but Obama pulled him at the last second
Michael Irvin always used his pinky. Or the recessed filter of a Parliament cigarette.
I was at the Giants-Padres game when Bonds tied Hank Aaron for HR's.
After the crowd settled down from the HR I heard a Padres fan debate a Giants fan that in that year (2007) Khalil Greene was more valuable than Bonds, due to HIS STELLAR DEFENSE.
I also heard a guy ask why Tony Gwynn wasn't playing that night.
Weirdest game I've ever been to.
"Slay me, bitch"
-Fred Lane
@UkraineNotWeak: I'm just surprised she didn't throw the ball at the nearest minority.
TJ
Tom Curran reports Princess Diana dies in car accident.
end TJ
You know who else wore one glove?
OJ. He murdered people.
MJ=baseball players=OJ=DEATH
I was just about to mock Yankee fans for pelting the ump with a bottle last night, then here comes this guy.
Thank you Detroit. You make the Bronx seem classy.
@NordoftheBlings: Awful. +1
It's a lot cheaper than hiring Jay Cutlerfuck to throw 4 INT's
@Karlifornia: I'm sure Copeland is currently pretty humilliated explaining his side of the story to HR.
How much do they charge for a beer at The Blue Oyster?
Brooklyn Decker?
Apparently Cincinnati Bowtie and Cleveland Steamer wouldn't fit on the birth certificate.
Here's rookie fuck David Price
Says the guy who used a Banana Republic ad as his Deadspin intro picture.
Women who are being raped usually say "we didn't do anything wrong" when someone breaks up said rape.
He Got Game 2: Jesus does Frosted Flakes ads
Dear Michael,
Is it true the idea of PTI came about as you and Tony watched footage of the Crown Heights riots in the WaPo newsroom?
Joel Zumaya is out for the year with a torn thumb after vigourously rewinding his DVR to see this clip
@LeNoceur: He should have thrown it onto the set of The Sports Reporters
