HernandezStache commented on And Down Goes A Yalie

"Anyone interested in the Cliff Notes version of FAILGATE can visit Textsfromlastnight dot com"

HernandezStache commented on Russian Soccer Fan Takes Penalty Kick, Wins Visit To Gulag

"The Polish goalie would have intercepted it, but Obama pulled him at the last second"

HernandezStache commented on This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron

"Michael Irvin always used his pinky."

HernandezStache commented on Why Your Stadium Sucks: Petco Park

"I was at the Giants-Padres game when Bonds tied Hank Aaron for HR's."

HernandezStache commented on Dunta Robinson's Shoes Demand Payment

""Slay me, bitch" -Fred Lane"

HernandezStache commented on Adorable Scamp Steals America's Heart, Throws It Back On The Field

"@UkraineNotWeak: I'm just surprised she didn't throw the ball at the nearest minority."

HernandezStache commented on Adrian Peterwho?

"TJ Tom Curran reports Princess Diana dies in car accident. end TJ"

HernandezStache commented on In A Time Of Mourning, Our Nation Turns Its Eyes To Jair Jurrjens

"You know who else wore one glove? OJ."

HernandezStache commented on No, Sir. You May Not Offer Brandon Inge Your Shirt

"I was just about to mock Yankee fans for pelting the ump with a bottle last night, then here comes this guy. Thank you Detroit."

HernandezStache commented on Another Life Ruined By Soccer Antics

"@NordoftheBlings: Awful."