In the wake of the plethora of NFL deaths this year, is it really appropriate to run a picture and headline that's a fat joke?
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Mubarek: Let them wear cake
@Rainbow Bright: Honestly I'm most excited for when the Self-righteous fuckers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Cloned Organic Animals unsuccessfully sues Bill James.
@David Hume: How about the fact they they think stuff like The Daily Show not hiring a full time female "reporter" for 6-7 years (when they only hired 3-4 in that time) is worthy of 25 posts, but shit that's really important but requires more thought and introspection than calling someone a sexist, like trying to figure out how to get more females into Math, Science and Engineering to name an example, goes completely unmentioned.

Wait, because Women who care about getting girls into that are practical problem solvers who are out there showing girls that Those careers and fields are rewarding and self-empowering, and realize that's more useful than bitching about magazines photo shopping covers.
If this leads to Rex Ryan going "Whooo" during a press conference, I'm going to keep disrespecting the Jets
@Insert Clever Name: Given the stakes, Anne Frank's failure to finish her diary would be the biggest female author failure since Jane Austin selfishly left Sandition uncompleted
I hate Rick Reilly for actually making me feel empathy towards Jay Cutler.
The worst part: Lewis will be fined $50,000 for violating the NFL uniform policy, which clearly states that effigy noose must be white.
@Clarence Rosario: Way fucking late on this, but I'm the exact same way. I think I have large ear canal entrances.

When I work out I have to wear a headband or I lose them. It's the only thing I've ever used that works.
And EVERYONE was wearing hockey jerseys, seriously.

Like the guy above in his game worn Kyle Wellwood jersey.
@Always Winning: Is Abraham grabbing Brady Quinn's junk?
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Michelle Ryan's 10th Day of Christmas.
@Rusty Shackleford:

Your wife has just successfully fought breast cancer, becoming one of the most beloved athlete spouses of all time.

TO RETIRE GRACEFULLY A HERO TO LEGIONS OF FANS AS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR ATHLETES OF ALL TIME TURN TO PAGE 1-500

TO FLAME OUT LIKE A BYPLANE IN THE RED BARON'S CROSSHAIRS, WHILE RUINING YOUR REPUTATION BY TEXTING YOUR TINY DONG TO A BIG-BREASTED ATTENTION WHORE: TURN TO PAGE who are we kidding, you stopped reading at "Big-Breasted Whore"
@The CFL Allstar: Yes it did. That was the funniest thread where people were actually trying to be funny.
@UweBollocks: Both the agreements and disagreements were equally entertaining. I was highly entertained.
I just now got around to reading Drew's rant on Peanuts.

While I disagree with Drew vehemently on the topic of Peanuts, even he can admit that Peanuts spawned the comments in that post, which in and of itself is worthy of praise. That was the most hysterical comment thread of the year, and probably the best.
@AirBratz23: Ohh, young Padawan. I got mine before the great De-starring of Aught-09. Before then you just had to earn the Star the right way. By kissing a lot of Starred commenter ass.
@bevraj of choice: Initially called a goal.

The whole game was a really good one. Sharks came back from down 4-1 in the third.

My quick math: Most cameras work at 60 Hz (30 frames/second). This means that the Flyers missed winning by < .033 seconds.
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