@Rainbow Bright: Honestly I'm most excited for when the Self-righteous fuckers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Cloned Organic Animals unsuccessfully sues Bill James.
@David Hume: How about the fact they they think stuff like The Daily Show not hiring a full time female "reporter" for 6-7 years (when they only hired 3-4 in that time) is worthy of 25 posts, but shit that's really important but requires more thought and introspection than calling someone a sexist, like trying to figure out how to get more females into Math, Science and Engineering to name an example, goes completely unmentioned.
Wait, because Women who care about getting girls into that are practical problem solvers who are out there showing girls that Those careers and fields are rewarding and self-empowering, and realize that's more useful than bitching about magazines photo shopping covers.
@Insert Clever Name: Given the stakes, Anne Frank's failure to finish her diary would be the biggest female author failure since Jane Austin selfishly left Sandition uncompleted
Your wife has just successfully fought breast cancer, becoming one of the most beloved athlete spouses of all time.
TO RETIRE GRACEFULLY A HERO TO LEGIONS OF FANS AS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR ATHLETES OF ALL TIME TURN TO PAGE 1-500
TO FLAME OUT LIKE A BYPLANE IN THE RED BARON'S CROSSHAIRS, WHILE RUINING YOUR REPUTATION BY TEXTING YOUR TINY DONG TO A BIG-BREASTED ATTENTION WHORE: TURN TO PAGE who are we kidding, you stopped reading at "Big-Breasted Whore"
I just now got around to reading Drew's rant on Peanuts.
While I disagree with Drew vehemently on the topic of Peanuts, even he can admit that Peanuts spawned the comments in that post, which in and of itself is worthy of praise. That was the most hysterical comment thread of the year, and probably the best.
@AirBratz23: Ohh, young Padawan. I got mine before the great De-starring of Aught-09. Before then you just had to earn the Star the right way. By kissing a lot of Starred commenter ass.