HockeyMountain commented on "Here Are 10 Things To Expect After You Turn 30"

"Fuck that, I just turned 30 and sleep with a 20-something every single night. Of course, my wife is 29."

HockeyMountain commented on Terrified Children Still Being Thrown, Taunted By Angry Sheep

"My mother approves of the "You could put an eye out" argument"

HockeyMountain commented on Newest Capital Having Problems With City Life

"@Desi_Relaford: I too found this to be a rather unfortunate leap in logic."

HockeyMountain commented on Ron Darling Not High On Mets This Year And Has Attractive Wife, Says My Dad

"his name is weed against speed."

HockeyMountain commented on Beadle Distressed By Inflatable Dong Tongue; Cowherd, Not So Much

"The only thing more aroused by the inflatable dong-tongue than Cowherd is the Olympic Inflatable Beaver."

HockeyMountain commented on Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor

"Gordan Lightfoot is furiously penning The Wreck of the Rulon Gardner as we speak"

HockeyMountain commented on Black Hispanic Ballplayers Aren't Black Enough For Torii Hunter

"Why should I get this kid from the South Side of Chicago ..."

HockeyMountain commented on Brazilian Indoor Soccer Player Dies In Just About The Most Horrific Fashion Imaginable

"@Torgo's Executive Powder: + 1"

HockeyMountain commented on Snackbots, Astrobating, And Magic Condiment Fingers

"@Chris Hanson's Axe: Not disagreeing with you there, but General Business was the "generic" major everyone had. @I Like Cheap Beer: It might be a prickish attitude, but it was a correct one."

HockeyMountain commented on Snackbots, Astrobating, And Magic Condiment Fingers

"As a science major I pretty much assumed all English majors ended up as managers of Barnes and Noble stores. Go for General Business."