A few were friends of mine, so it made for a total shit day.

Yeah, I'm sure that was a real shitty day for you, getting to keep a job while others were being shitcanned.
I feel for him. I too suffer from the Black Irish curse.
Unfortunately, the tasing from the Philadelphia police had no effect as Derry was grounded by the rubber wheels.
a terrier playing with mastiffs and Great Danes.

The summaries for interracial gang-bangs are getting pretty existential.
Actually, I based part of my thesis in my graduate program on statistics and probabilities of board games. The research I conducted and the subsequent results lead me to believe that there is no leading strategy to win at Monopoly as the board will be flipped in rage far sooner than the game will come to its natural conclusion.
I'm fairly certain Eskin blew this out of proportion. If I had to bet, the scene in the locker room after the game simply involved Coughlin staring at Dodge incredulously with his hands on his hips.
Now when you walk around New Meadowlands with Favre's cockshots you're just a creep.
Damn! And just after I accepted the offer from Sports by Brooks.
@AzureTexan: I'm a bigger fan of the Soup 'R Crackers Bowl. What's the one thing people want in a recession??
I mean, he IS playing in Miami.
@IronMikeGallego: "I just don't think sympathy is a such a scarce resource that it needs to be carefully rationed out."

This is one of the finest sentences ever constructed in the English language. I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely feel that way. Just wanted to let you know you did a much better job of putting so much into so little than I could have.
Since when were football players allowed to wear two helmets?
I thought the Irish double-whammy was hitting a woman and an Englishman at the pub in one night?
I much prefer baseball's trick plays. Without them Henry Rowengartner and the Cubs never would have won the World Series and broken the Curse of the Billy Goat.
His poor throw was due to the fact that he was tired from being up all night filming his scenes in Big Fish. His role as Karl the Giant showed his quiet, yet natural maturity.
"I dare say, sport, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? Because he's a Scot!"
Well, did she get her Phillies tickets?
@Protege_of_Joey_Knish: I guess that's the kind of interview you conduct when people fail to tell you during your life that you're not witty or funny.

Luckily, I was at Game(s) 5 in 2008 so I didn't have to witness him butcher the Phillies' celebration. I don't even know if he was on the Fox broadcast team at that time, but either way I'm thankful I didn't have to watch him. I got to boo Selig in person. You have no idea how great that feels.
Jesus Christ, Chris Rose is awful.
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