Human_Cannonball commented on Vandy Owns Steve Spurrier: Is Spurrier Done?

"Imagine an SEC without Spurrier and/or Fulmer and Vandy being the cause for such chaos."

Human_Cannonball commented on Daunte Culpepper's Rather Depressing Email Retirement

"If Daunte had bothered to hire an agent he'd have an NFL job."

Human_Cannonball commented on Vanderbilt Up Against the Grass Ceiling?

"Clay must have lost a bet on the UT/UCLA game."

Human_Cannonball commented on Sarah Palin's Former Sports Director Tells All

"Bill Clinton would love to get him some Palin, she is as perfect as a woman gets for him."

Human_Cannonball commented on Floyd Mayweather Missing $7 Million In Jewelry After Robbery

"@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: K-Fed."

Human_Cannonball commented on Tiger Woods' Knee Injury Did Not Hinder His Baby-Making Ability

"@Lady Andrea: Why bother to date Jenn Sterger, she's a slumpbuster."

Human_Cannonball commented on Jersey Hates Rob Stone, A Pair Of Cycles And A Bruin Comeback

"Touchdown Jesus sure looks a lot younger than I remember."

Human_Cannonball commented on The Chicago Sun-Times Won't Even Attempt To Contain Its Excitement

"Worst comment on the Sun-Times about Mariotti's firing: "Snoopy Dance!""

Human_Cannonball commented on LPGA English-Only Policy: Here Come the Lawyas

"Hopefully, "English Only" will refer to the language not the dental plan."

Human_Cannonball commented on Alex Rodriguez And The Art Of The Double Play

"Thank you A-Rod; only you could have given Lupica 6 months of material."

Human_Cannonball commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Isiah Thomas

"If Obama wants to play some real hoops bring it biatch."

Human_Cannonball commented on The SEC Done Got Paid Y'all

"@SonofSpurrier: I don't see a problem leaving Vandy football in the dark."

Human_Cannonball commented on Barack Obama and John McCain On Front Page of Orlando-Sentinel Football Preview

"Looks like ads for an updated version of "The White Shadow""

Human_Cannonball commented on NFLPA executive director Gene

"Somewhere Mike Webster is laughing his ass off."

Human_Cannonball commented on But God Doesn't Want To Compete For A Starting Job Either

"He will leave you for Bernie Taupin and Elton John though."

Human_Cannonball commented on Curt Schilling is just about

"Curt is announcing it now so Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds and all the rest of Curt's friends can make it to the party."

Human_Cannonball commented on The Prodigal, Bloodshot, Neckbearded, Booze-Swilling Son Returns

"I'm not sure I could tell the difference between a shirtless Orton and a shirtless Jacobson, I would have to see who was chugging the vodka or the Southern Comfort."

Human_Cannonball commented on The Balls Deep Hater’s Guide To The Top 25

"Heroin chic is back, is Kate Moss far behind?"