<![CDATA[Comments from Human_Cannonball]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Human_Cannonball]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on It's Lupica. L-U-P-I-C-A...I Should Be On The List]]> "What do you mean I'm not on the list, come on it's me Mike, Costas' older brother. Yes the tall one!"

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on NCAA Final Four Broadcaster, Archangel of Death, Billy Packer Axed from CBS After 34 Years]]> The only way I would be happier with CBS is if they would also take it upon themselves to euthanize Andy Rooney.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Trouble-Finding Javon Walker Hospitalized After Vegas Beating, Robbery]]> Spraying champagne? Come on Javon, if you really want to cause trouble in Vegas you gotta show up with a trash bag full of cash, strippers and a desire to make it rain.
-Pacman Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Frank Deford Still Loves The Game]]> Deford did not come off as an angry old man, I'm shocked. He always seems pissed about something in his articles and his commentary on NPR. Overall, an excellent interview, Buzz Bissinger might even like it. Nah...

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Vince Young Talks About His Rebound From NFL Joylessness]]> Should have prayed for help him with the Wonderlic too.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Sexy Sox Girls discuss life,]]> Should be called Soxslumpbusters.com

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Roger Clemens Probably Won't Be Downloading This Song]]> She makes Jessica Simpson seem low-maintenance and sane.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Use Your Urine To Kill Space Aliens]]> Now we can see if Annika can outpee and outdrive Fred Funk.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> A routine field goal snap he drops like a Britney Spears baby, but this good-looking piece of psycho he can't get rid of.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Something Stuck In Your Knee]]> This is what happens to monogamists in Utah.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Media Approval Ratings: Chris Berman]]> Disapprove, but only in the nicest way, I don't want to hear Costas whining anymore about how mean-spirited people are on blogs.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Tim Donaghy Stayed Busy]]> If your scenario is correct kurt9988, where did Pete Rose go wrong?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Boston Little League Crushes Rogue Parent, Keeps Nation Free For Democracy]]> I like you Pyle, I like you so much I might let you fuck my sister!

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Sean Avery's Internship At Vogue Begins]]> The Rangers' are hoping to attract the metrosexual demographic to the NHL.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Lance Briggs Is The New Shawn Kemp]]> Why keep picking Kemp? Why can't he be the new Evander Holyfield?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Boston Herald Gets Wingo'd Into Apology, Readers Revolt]]> I hope someday every scandal name will not have to end with "gate"

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Barry Bonds Hollas Bat]]> When Barry falls/dies in the forest noone will hear/care.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Terrell Owens Might Have A Future In This Film Business]]> I hope he gave Donovan McNabb a chance to be his wacky combo partner.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Here Come The Red Wings ... Duck!]]> Is $31.5 million too much for 2nd or 3rd line LW who scored 24 goals?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Media Approval Ratings: Peter King]]> Approve,
unlike other members of the real media, gives good blogs their due.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How to be the ESPN Featured Comment of the Day: pick the team name/player you saw most often on last night's Sportscenter and use the word "impressed"

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Tom Brady Has A Wonder Woman Fetish]]> I'm so happy to see Kirstie Alley has finally found work.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon]]> Time to pass the collection dog bowl.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> Without the Wings Detroit would be a complete sports wasteland.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!]]> David Stern's evil plan of a Celtics/Lakers finlas is coming together nicely. Nicely indeed.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy]]> He has room for all his kids in the back seat, not their moms, just the kids.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Has Marvin Harrison's Shady Past (And Present) Finally Caught Up To Him?]]> What would Harrison's gang name be?
Tookie Harrison?
LittleMan Marv?
Marvin "Duke" Harrison?
Homeboy Harrison?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Hey, Uh, Is Everything OK With Dwyane Wade?]]> If Star is the best he can do. . .he should be out of Barkley's 5, forever.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> This fall on the season premiere of A&E's Intervention:
Roger Clemens and Mindy McCready

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Merciful God Answers Prayers, Ends Game 1 Of Cavs-Celts Series]]> I think I just saw another piece on ESPNTNTABC about Kobe being named MVP for the first time.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Even A-Rod's Wife Questions Her Husband's Masculinity]]> Captions:
Phil Mickelson seen in Central Park massaging A-Rod.

Scott Boras doing all he can to get A-Rod back as a client

Frank Costanza, you are magic with those hands

You are so much better than the last tranny I had do this

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Katrina has made us believers, from what we have seen we are more than impressed.

-levees of New Orleans

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> 15 is too young for sex, but with Roger Clemens it's not.
Scabs, hallucinations, and body sores and that's just from the first Matt Leinart party I went to.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Time To Panic, Celtics Fans]]> Bigger surprise:
1.Atlanta has enough fans to fill Phillips Arena
2. The Celtics/Hawks series is tied?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on A USC Football Player Got A Low Test Score? What?]]> "I'm a 5'1", 103-pound girl who drinks whiskey by the liter"
Are you trying to get an invite Moneyshot Matt Leinart's next party?

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You]]> I have to say I like the idea of Roger Clemens tapping Mindy McCready better than I like the idea of Dwayne Wade tapping Star Jones.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Media Approval Ratings: Pam Oliver]]> I'm guessing Donovan McNabb voted "diapprove"

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Rich Rodriguez Era Off To A Rousing Start]]> Boren will be playing Lennie in "Of Mice and Men" at Midtown Playhouse. Saturday and Sunday matinees are smoke-free
Adults: $4.00
Children under 12 free

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Herschel Walker was my MVP choice but then I met his other personalities and I felt they were more deserving.

]]> <![CDATA[Human_Cannonball commented on Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> Thank God, now I can forget about IRL once and for all.

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