@Barry Lutz:
Fuck you Barry. Your mother is ugly.
I know you're not supposed to post anything on here that isn't cynical and funny but I really feel bad for the guy, but he needs to get his emotions in check and go play football. Maybe the team doctors should check his estrogen levels.
@suntastic:
I can see why it didn't stick; it's way too long. They should have gone with Salt Fake.
AFC South Standings:
Tennessee: Overall 1-0 Div. 1-0
Jacksonville: Overall 0-1 Div. 0-1
Indy: Overall 0-1 Div. 0-0
Huston: Overall 0-1 Div. 0-0
Cheer up Vince. You've got a leg up in the division. You're "D" is awsome. You're run game is solid. It isn't your fault the Titans refuse to go get you a fucking wide receiver who isn't a bum. And the gun thing doesn't mean anything, but it is funny that a QB that was producing (McNair) can get pulled over drunk with a loaded pistol and get the media hushed and the charges dropped.
Meanwhile Jay Cutler, who played his college ball in Nashville and was clearly the better pro prospect, is laughing his ass off at the Titans for passing on him in the draft. Hey, at least they've got a good back up who's not 48 years old and didn't suck when he was in his prime.
"It's time Vegas starts offering odds on what Tim Tebow's dark side actually is."
Odds are Sam Swank and Riley Skinner are well aware of Timmy's "dark side".
More pics of CJ without the nauseating pinstripes.
Too bad some asshole had to airbrush out the nipples.
And one more thing... fuck that turncoat! How does he go from Touchdown Tennessee to doing the Gay-tor chomp on stage with Tebow?
I thought this was a story about Kenny Chesney? Why is there a picture of a recovering cancer patient?
You guys don't get to decide for Bush. That's his job; he's the decider. He will decide at who and when he ogles. Besides, he talked to God about it and God wants him to stare at Jennie.
@UpstateUnderdog: He also puts the douche in douche bag. Looks like someone's putting the dick in Dicky in that picture.
I thought they tested all those Eastern Europeans for the mange before they let them come to the states. Oh well, nothing a few shots and a hot shower can't fix.
Tough to beat? Looks like she's getting her ass pounded to me.
More importantly, who the fuck do stetesman.com think they are for calling Texas UT? There is only one UT and it is in TENNESSEE damnit! Same goes for USC and South Carolina. USC is Southern Cal. South Carolina, sorry you are just South Carolina.
Sounds completely useless, but I can't fault them for trying.
I can picture this at UT. Some drunken redneck in an orange shirt and a coonskin hat trying to pedal his way up the hill to the stadium through the bus smog and sea of orange and white, but he keeps having to stop 'cause every 30 feet or so the bottle of Wild Turkey falls out of his sock.
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: The Bass Fishing major is actually at Arkansas in Fayetteville. If we would have had that at UT I probably wouldn't have majored in Finance.
Reason #12,368 why the college game is better than the NFL.
WTF? Am I missing something? I thought the point of going to a NASCAR race was to get drunk and disorderly?!?
I wonder if that woman in the picture has a big #8 shaved into her back hair?
When reached for comment regarding the accepted plea deals OJ calmly stated, "Those guys better watch out. They don't know who they're fucking with."
Oh shit, they should've never set a bail for Teddy Dupay!
Seriously though, my heart goes out to that child. I hope she ends up with a loving family and her dirtbag dad gets his ass pummeled every day in prison.
