Ichiro Death Glare commented on According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)

"The father? You guessed it: Frank Stallone."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Skip Bayless Would Let Lil' Wayne Suck Out His Flu

"Apparently, the Ying-Yang Twins were booked. Interestingly on the dental side, I can't think of anybody in their right mind (dentist or patient) that would put diamonds in their crowns."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on SHOTY Title Game: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Baby Mangino

"Buzz thinks that BM is full of shit."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Mike Patrick Has A Plaxidental Brain Fart On Air

"I'm still holding to the statement I made awhile back: "Tom Mees is in waaaay over his head." I make no apologies for the above statement."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Former 'Boys Great; Today's Team, Not So Much

"Needs more swagger, arrogance."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on What Is Wrong With Billy Sims?

"@André Roussimoff: Question: OJ can no longer vote for President, but does he still have a Heisman ballot?"

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Pop Warner Team Gets Kicked Out Of Disney

"Gotta love the kid playing Pop Warner that has a mustache. You have to know he averages 16.3 yards per carry."

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Clinton Portis Can Carry The Load, But Can He Carry His Team To The Playoffs?

"@Steve_U: Maybe Randy Moss fake-mooning some Packers fans?"

Ichiro Death Glare commented on Clinton Portis Can Carry The Load, But Can He Carry His Team To The Playoffs?

"Over/under on how many quarters you could fit between the gap in her teeth?"

Ichiro Death Glare commented on PQ Crash — The past

"The movie quote that sums up the state of (nearly all - UW Womens Cross Country - National Champs - - Suck it Boston!) Seattle sports: Take a look around here Ellen, we're at the threshhold of Hell! -Clark W."