IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports

"I hope Jay is paid what other AOL Community Leaders get, which I think is a t-shirt and a mouse pad."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Jay Mariotti Column Commenting Is Back On The Air

"@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Cue Grace Slick"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Dick Vitale Declares For The NBA

"He couldn't win in college with five future NBA players on his roster. He traded M.L."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on SHOTY Title Game: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Baby Mangino

"The Minnesota Supreme Court clearly is going to have to weigh in here."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Is Charles Barkley Just An Awful Human Being?

"We spend way too much time judging sports figures."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Brett Favre: A Big Selfish, Gray-Haired Pile Of Suck

"If Roger Goodell had any balls, he'd impose a quiet period over the entire playoffs where no comments by anyone about Na-Brett Fabray were permitted."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "

"@dk: Apparently that girl doesn't hold it against Barkley, but takes it in all the way."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on "Now Dash Away! Dash Away! Dash Away All!"

"@Skating Tomato: Anti-comment, but years ago we were in San Francisco for Christmas and the only movie playing anywhere near us was The Three Musketeers with Chris O'Donnell and Charlie Sheen."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Have A Cool Yule, Everyone

"Gold, frankincense and Myrrh-ve Throneberry."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Another Lawsuit For Plaxico Burress

"If you're going to get hit by an uninsured motorist, "NFL star" is a good occupation for the perp."