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"That guys arms are enor -- oh..."

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing commented on Hey, hockey started last night:

"@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Does that mean we can get rid of Phoenix, Nashville, Dallas, Atlanta, and the two Florida franchises?"

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"@theheckle: I was going to go with Legionnaires Disease."

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"@HockeyMountain: How'd that work out for you?"

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"It's like I told Redford, Quinn....not gonna happen."

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing commented on No Way McCain Loses Ohio Now

"@stealofthedraft: + 17"

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"I blame the fact that most people work the step channels of the remote and can't bother to get all the way up to 247."

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing commented on ALCS Preview: Rays Vs. Red Sox

"One of the biggest fear any sports fan is that they care more about the outcome of a particular game more than an individual player I need help here. I'm also guessing Grant Balfour comes from a hockey goaltending gamily."

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing commented on Press Conferences Are More Fun In The Premier League

"@Romario: In that case, since Kinnear and I have the same initials, and I'm a fan of Newcastle (the squad and the brown ale), I can't wait until that hits eBay."

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing commented on College Football Preview: Y'all Better Recognize Joe Pa Wants His Daps, Yo

"@Quick Draw: I thought he was calling the sideline reporter a cunt"