Spurrier will tell the judge he has to wear the visor in court because everyone at his barber shop has the flu.
Question: why is the CP writing about a Conn native, who will be attending LSU?
Furthermore, why is anyone writing about women's softball?
Tonya Harding is so comitted to boxing she decided to mould her body to look like George Foreman's?
Notre Dame alums vs Japan? So Rudy will get to play more than one down?
Marvin is being cut because he was Kenny Chesney's #1 pick for his fantasy team last year. You just don't updet any of Peyton's friends
Or maybe they just don't like broads

I thought the suicide bombers got 80(?) virgins in the after life?

In all fairness to Rooney, if my wife looked like his I wouldn't spend any money on her either
Stephen Colbert calls Oshawa his sloppy seconds
@Triple B: really bad

/ its friday

I guess the economy in the US is really, when a guido can't afford to fake tan ...
met Ross Rebliati (sp?) outside the hotel where our prom was being held in downtown TO, summer after the olympics ... took pics with him and told him we'd smoke him a j

/ true story

Go back to LA

/ Lazio tifoso

@Roto_Tudor: i know but didn't know of any other way to reference an 80's movie
Jelani Be Good ... ?

/ Anthony Michael Hall'd

@Weed Against Speed: there's nothing gay about a bunch of guys in tight leathers
@The Duke of Windsor Knot: except for the fact they sell womens clothes and DS readers are mostly male ...
If I had to guess, none of the MOB got a man
Thats a hell of a drug
Nicky Butt? Oh, he's only career dead, my apologies
Eastwood blamed the "zipper heads" for Gran Torino's lack of nominations.
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