@Chris Hanson's Axe: I missed that post, but to catch up on it now, the "voweled" posts are much more hilarious with the new photo.
Evening DUAN.

Verlander is pitching lights out. Need to get a few hits and not waste it like we did his last start.

Nate McLouth
2005-2009

Base-stealer. Contact Hitter. White Guy.

R.I.P.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: The Puritans have nothing on a scorned Deadspin commenter.
@TheOnlyNetsFan: I did after I rewinded. Sweet sassy molassey!
@Yostal: And based on his playlists he probably does a lot of Junior High dances and 3rd marriages between 40+ year olds in northern Michigan.
@ClintonPortishead: So her motto is 'No White-Ass-Ness'?
@J-No: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

But your drops of wisdom make sense, too.

@Thundercracker: As a wise man once said, "DONT QUIT. DONT EVEN QUIT."


This news is so depressing. I just want to bury my face in something soft & comforting and release all my emotions.

Where can I find Serena Williams?

If this strategy works as well as it does with gals who dump me, then Ill end up wanting Deadspin even more.

Good evening (for the first time in a month), DUAN...

I imagine when she sits down it looks similar to when I try to sit on an exercise ball.
Terrific. Ive been looking for something to replace my Seminoles Starter jacket this Spring.
@Chong Li Bomaye: If you are really mixing the two, how soon until Final Countdown is playing?
@CoolHwhip: Indeed. This could have been remembered as the Ben Gordon game. Now he will just have to settle for raising his price tag $4M per, this offseason.

Tough Luck.

This will be unfair of Gordon doesnt get a shot for the win.
@J-No: This is a great finish, but I sure wish I could see the Hawks game right now (I dont have CSN+)
Howdy, DUAN...

I have a boner for Derrick Rose. Welp, see ya later...

It's like fucking eHarmony over here.

Dammit. Did I just fall in love with a 45yr old man thinking it was a 21yr old female, AGAIN!?!

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