The guy was supposed to get a KFC Double Down after the game but he just couldn't wait.
Jeeze, I haven't seen a place so up it's ass about who comments on it, since, like, ever. Standards? Pointing out typos on TV and telestrater dongs? Standards?
I've never gotten a star, so I doubt if it all really matters what I do, but I'm going down in a blaze of Simpson quotes!
Eat My Shorts
D'oh
Ha ha!
Hi everybody!
(suck suck)
Take that, Deadspin establishment!
P.S. Bonus GGR quote: Fuck the Machine!
I've never gotten a star, so I doubt if it all really matters what I do, but I'm going down in a blaze of Simpson quotes!
Eat My Shorts
D'oh
Ha ha!
Hi everybody!
(suck suck)
Take that, Deadspin establishment!
P.S. Bonus GGR quote: Fuck the Machine!
Come on Eddie, you should've known something was up when on the bottom of the loan contract it says: "He's signing it, he's signing it, I can't believe he's signing it!"
Apparently Steve Nash pulled off the Triple Lindy.
/Look out for number 1, but don't step in number 2.
/Look out for number 1, but don't step in number 2.
@BigHarryWieters: Three magicians playing Vegas?
Ow! That really really hurt! I mean, who throws a chair? Honestly.
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I hear you can actually find some on the intertubes. Anybody know any sites that would contain such content?
/just arrived from 1993
/just arrived from 1993
@KareemCheese: Too bad they bought the tires from the remainder rack at the local Wawa.
I think the Knicks would also have to throw in sex on demand with any/all of the Knicks City Dancers. Or is that too Tiger Woods? (Oh yeah, I went there.)
@Tyson's impetuous style: Well, be as cynical as you want, but when Coach Cal says something, you can take it to the bank. (Or at least he takes it to the bank.)
@Chamomiles Davis: Playing bacarat with James Bond, no doubt. ("No Mr. Bond, I expect you to run a pick and roll.")
@sharkmcduff: Wow. Figure skating has never been this gay.
Serves the Nats right for selling bears. Everyone knows they are not cute and cuddly mascots, they are Godless Killing Machines
I'd hate to see who the other guys on the short list were. Ted Kaczynski?
Tasered at a sporting event... catch the fever!
Damn... and I imagined it happening just like this: [www.youtube.com]
I have to do it:
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you, DJ Greaseboner, are the greatest hero in American history...
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you, DJ Greaseboner, are the greatest hero in American history...
Ranger Smith's replacement has definitely hit the ground running.
P.S. Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
@Ralph Wiley Is Poised:
That would be a great idea (others have voiced the same idea for the current play-in game), but given what they already do, I think we'll be stuck watching more great matchups like Texas Pan-American vs. Arkansas Pine Bluff or somesuch.
