For a Boston area sports fan, the only good that came out of last year's Superbowl is that Eli Manning has been inflicted on NY for a long time and vice-versa.

]]> Does this mean that the next time Bryant Gumbel makes a racist remark, he is going to get a timeout?

]]> The parking lot attendant from the GMC commercials is posting on ESPN!

]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I think it's a lot worse when parents put their kids in those little furry jackets with ears on the hood. The kids have no idea they look like idiots. It's just wrong.

]]> AND, when was the last time you saw a black man kissing a leprechaun?

]]> @Doyle McPoyle:I wonder if Kevin McHale knows any hockey players?

]]> When this series goes to game seven, it will be right where David Stern said it should be.

]]> Matt, you missed a great chance to quote Christmas Vacation,"Oh Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

]]> @How do you spell retard?: I would like to state that the city of Boston takes no credit for Dane Cook becoming famous. This is something of a mystery here.

]]> The Globe runs that story once a year. About a week later they will also run their annual "There are scalpers outside Fenway Park" story. Scalping is illegal in MA.

]]> Does Vujacic wear a hair net or does he just wax down the first inch of his hair with something like Vasoline? It's kind of cool, in an Anthony Kiedis sort of way. Maybe they go to the same salon or something.

]]> Speaking of people with no credibility, what's become of Matt Walsh?

]]> Boston sucks u feet? This makes no sense.

]]> Rugby and all those scrums they have make a lot more sense now.

]]> yeah, yeah, yeah, and my aunt is almost my uncle. You know what I mean?

]]> I was wondering why all those large men were walking around on their tip toes this morning.

]]> Here's my losing entry: "The Celtics showed up ready to play last night."

]]> The Rays have a bunch of jerks for years. I thought they would calm down when Lou Pinella left. I guess a cheap shot artist like Jonny Gomes is always going to be a cheap shot artist.

]]> The first time I saw Krazy George was at a Colorado Rockies (hockey!) game in the late seventies. He got the whole crowd, section by section, to all stand up and cheer. I'm surprised George doesn't claim that as the beginning of the wave.

]]> Once again we see that old age and a good trap will beat youth and a weak power play every time.

]]> Does this mean he automatically goes to the Raiders?

]]> Hey wait a second, there's a bull driving that car!

]]> Hal Gill finds more ways to mishandle a puck than anybody else in the NHL. The next shift after he almost killed one of his own teammates, he still fired a puck head high through the slot.

]]> @KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Oh, no. Before Boston girls turn twenty, they typically weigh 90 lbs, smoke, wear a Boston Bruins t-shirt and spend all their extra money tanning. Tight jeans never went out of fashion in Revere.

]]> We get to wear our most expensive shoes and drink Cosmopolitans?

]]> Ten bats AND a rosin bag to be named later.

]]> @digris: Your local Opus Dei Women's Group usually will give them out free if you sign up for a public scourging.

]]> Oh sweet Jesus, the face painters have figured out how to post comments on ESPN. What's next, pointed Madden Nation arguments?

]]> Big Brown knows what happens to horses who come in second.

]]> At least it wasn't two guys making out.

]]> How could anyone tell it was really Micheal Jackson? By his farts?

]]> Lativia? That sounds like someone's aunt in Miami. You know, the one that had a pony when she was a little girl.

]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: I think it's some sort of religious thing going on in the midwest.

]]> I'm still stunned that Stuckey could miss missing a free throw. I suppose no one really practices missing free throws.

]]> Where's Don Zimmer when you need him?

]]> So I says to the guy, you can have my moon pies but watch out for that guy over there, he's a Jets fan and you know how Jets fans love moon pies.

]]> Who else are the Piston going to pull off their bench for one more game, Batman?

]]> I just want to see the film of Osgood teaching young goaltenders the fine art of diving. "Boys, pretend you're a bear and you've been shot at close range by someone with an elephant gun."

]]> I liked how they both turned to the camera with their furry O faces when the trophy hit the ice.

]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: That's how the New York press will spin it anyway. The more weak minded fans will of course, lap it all up.

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