He's wearing gloves... That counts as a debunking, right?
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!:

This is "jumping on the pile" to a level that would make Rodney Harrison blush.

@CanHeHackett: And three walkoff walks. Two in two days! If only there was a blog dedicated to this...
@AuthenticDEEE: I'm not sure we heard you.
He's straddling a tablesaw! We're so close!
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Maybe you're just drunk anew this morning. Rekindling some DAM sessions?
Watergate, he wrote, was a puzzle; Enron was a mystery; and I am getting the sense that Kevin Garnett's future in the playoffs is out of our hands, but that said it seems to be what everyone's writing about this morning so I thought I'd start there.

...and that's why Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

If ever there was an appropriate title for a first story of the day...
@K-Gun: "My name us uhhh... Bill. And I'm an alcoholic."
So does that mean no Waxing Off today because tomorrow will just be Waxing Off all day?
@Burning River: That'll make my Peeping Tom adventures even more interesting.
(waits for Clinton Portis Head to exact justice)
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: OK, that's enough of that, I'm just glad somebody picked up on what I was talking about.
@Business_Socks: We're change you can believe in.
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