Joetimek commented on Earth Set to Receive Alien Reply, Invasion in 2015?, at 11:32 AM on May 14 Ironic that the time of this discovery coincides with the Vatican's pronouncement that Aliens may exist. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Crazy Contraptions From The Biodomotica Secret Underwater Lab, at 10:03 PM on May 10 I am totally making a banana phone out of this one. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Len Shapiro Tilts At "Uninformed" "Cowards", at 2:13 AM on May 10 Just let it go. more »

Joetimek commented on Did LucasArts Just Bolt From The ESA, Too?, at 9:09 PM on May 8 Hey, maybe Vivendi (bought up Sierra) and LucasArts can go back to making niche adventure games and not have to churn out commercially-friendly crap. more » [kotaku]

Joetimek commented on 2010 Chevy Cobalt, at 2:52 PM on May 7 Well at least they didn't try and make an extra large Aveo. more » [jalopnik]

Joetimek commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Kruk, at 2:08 PM on May 7 My sister had a crush on him when she was 5 years old (I guess she was into guys with mullets, I think she was a Billy Ray Cyrus fan as well), and wrote postcards to him when he had cancer. more »

Joetimek commented on Family Guy Enters The Matrix, at 6:02 PM on May 6 It's become way too predictable. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Legal Snafu Makes Thousands of Patent Rulings Since 2000 Invalid, at 1:19 PM on May 6 @nutbastard: Unfortunately for your logic there, Bush didn't take office until 2001. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Media Approval Ratings: Norman Chad, at 1:16 PM on May 6 Who? more »

Joetimek commented on Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver, at 1:11 PM on May 6 My sister almost did this when she was four. more » [jalopnik]

Joetimek commented on A Commenting Class on Commenting Class, at 11:54 PM on Apr 30 Well, I already knew CatholicISM wasn't too welcome. more » [jalopnik]

Joetimek commented on Low Tech Giz Tips: Water Cooled Laptop Stand, at 4:18 PM on Apr 30 My mini-refrigerator rack works perfectly fine. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Guitar Hero On Tour Tracklist, at 1:21 PM on Apr 30 To give some credit, What I Want by Daughtry has Slash on guitar. more » [kotaku]

Joetimek commented on Yo, Canadian, at 10:17 AM on Apr 30 It's off to the side of the art museum. more »

Joetimek commented on Joba Chamberlain Makes Clumsy Pass At Erin Andrews, Becomes Mortal (WITH UPDATE), at 6:30 PM on Apr 25 @Civil Negligence: Great Michael Scott reference. He said "I Love You" in the sort of douche-baggity way you'd expect from a New York Yankee. more »

Joetimek commented on British Teen Repellent System Irritating US Residents Soon, at 2:20 PM on Apr 24 They do something similar at subway stops in Philadelphia. more » [gizmodo]

Joetimek commented on Revive The Cassette With New-Fangled MP3 Technology!, at 1:21 PM on Apr 24 Has anybody made a video cassette that can play DVD's (C)? more » [jalopnik]

Joetimek commented on What's The Least You've Ever Paid For A Car?, at 12:56 PM on Apr 24 1991 Acura Integra RS- $300 (from Uncle, sold it for $500) 1998 Plymouth Neon "Expresso"- $2,900 (from someone's estate, runs perfectly except for a loose spark plug gasket that I have yet to replace) more » [jalopnik]