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Elvis Stojko wrote This week's edition of Newsweek, page 12: Buzz less dignified than Barbara Walters; nipping at Roger Clemens' heels. "At a panel on sports blogging, author Buzz Bissinger goes berserk on Deadspin blogger Will Leitch, bullying and cursing away what could've been , at 1:02 PM on May 13, 2008
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Elvis Stojko commented on Cruel To Be Kind, at 5:03 PM on May 12
I wish when Buzz said "You're like Jimmy Olsen on percocet" Will came back with "You're like Buzz Bissinger on whisky."
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Elvis Stojko commented on Piling On Chris Henry, Just Once More, at 11:58 PM on Apr 5
I heard Shayne Graham and Ben Utecht were running trizz on bitches all night long.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Make Shea Rock Slightly Harder This Year, at 1:14 AM on Apr 3
I'd like to hear "Sweet Caroline" in the 8th inning followed by Billy Wagner coming out to "Enter Sandman" in the 9th.
Wow the Mets are gay.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Pat Jordan, Canseco "Square Off" On Howard Stern, at 10:43 AM on Apr 2
"JC college graduate"...Junior College college graduate?
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Elvis Stojko commented on Which Golden Boy Will Get Wooden?, at 3:32 PM on Apr 1
Curry might have just enough white in him to steal this one.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Shaq's New Diesel, at 8:27 PM on Mar 31
Shaunie doesn't look like the anal type.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Your Davidson-Kansas Live Blog, at 7:53 PM on Mar 30
@Token_Tennis_Fan:
Yeah no movement, not even a Mark Paul Gosselaar screen.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Lenny Dykstra Might Be Napoleonic, at 4:43 PM on Mar 30
@MoBot: Don't you mean misunderstatement of the year?
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Elvis Stojko commented on The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame), at 12:15 PM on Mar 30
Over the course of the season, at least one of them is going to collapse mid-routine.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Your Louisville-UNC Open Thread, at 3:13 AM on Mar 30
Off to bed to have dreams of Jay Bilas sucking Psycho T's Psycho D and guzzling his Psycho C.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Your Louisville-UNC Open Thread, at 11:10 PM on Mar 29
Somebody karate chop Jay Bilas in the throat.
-Nobody competes harder than Tyler Hansbrough not even Michael Jordan.(paraphrased)
-"I've never seen him take a single play off in his career."
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Elvis Stojko commented on Your Xavier-UCLA Open Thread, at 8:44 PM on Mar 29
Their fans know how to spell U-C-L-A, that's pretty awesome.
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Elvis Stojko commented on He Doth Curry Favor With Queen James, at 6:01 PM on Mar 29
"As if there were any doubt that Stephen Curry is the star of the tournament, even if Davidson fails to reach the Final Four, it was further quashed last night."
Ok now just get rid of "As" and you're good.
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Elvis Stojko commented on He Doth Curry Favor With Queen James, at 1:35 PM on Mar 29
@businessorleisure: Totally lulled #22 to sleep.
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Elvis Stojko commented on He Doth Curry Favor With Queen James, at 1:13 PM on Mar 29
"As if there were any doubt that Stephen Curry were the star of the tournament, even if Davidson fails to reach the Final Four, was further quashed last night."
Well written.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Putting A Foot On WKU's Neck, at 10:57 AM on Mar 28
"Of course, thereafter, the Bruins put a foot on WKU's neck and ended that talk with a quickness."
I thought it was 'the' (or tha...or da) quickness.
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Elvis Stojko commented on Media Approval Ratings: Jim Rome, at 3:27 PM on Mar 27
I disapprove of his lame fans more than the man himself.
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