"...in Baltimore...[they] will bemoan the very existence of the kicker. In New York, meanwhile, they will celebrate one."

Not in Buffalo, New York.

/norwood'd

Levin...are you the Baltimore version of Tawmy from Quinzee?
BRADY: "Is that your Christmas elf to my left?"

TEBOW: "No, no...I thought he was with you."

There is no Jim Kelly. There is only "QB BILLS", now and forever.
Your anger's all over the place.

(To the group: Can this worst-example of a fan in victory be used to swing some of the popular hatred away from similar Red Sox fans and onto those of St. Louis?

...No? Well, it was worth a shot.)


Yeah, FUCK Nolan Ryan!

[Wait...does a pink-colored comment box mean that a comment isn't reply-able? 'Cause that's what color is the one I'm responding too and now this doesn't make any sense.]

[(Oh, NOW I see what I did. I don't come around here much anymore and should really brush up on the rules.)]
We should at least demand a return of Jock Jams based on that.
This is one of the better-edited hostage videos I've seen.
And here I'd thought Edward Furlong's most recent lowest point was appearing in The Green Hornet...
Several days ago, my wife asked me if whatever bowl game was on TV at that moment was the BCS Championship and I--having no interest or idea--replied "yes".

I should call her.
How badly does Rex Ryan want to suck Peyton Manning's toes?
@metroville: I've really opened up the field, here, what with my "deliberate" misspelling of "Magary".

Let's open up the phone lines to Cowlick Cowpie, on DQRZ Radio, to discuss this...
@sloaner: Cheezy-creasy, I stated my point straight up. I'd rather not infer from your comment that you're hirsutely-challenged than I would Margary is fat again...

(Drew: If you've gained 25 lbs in the last week, please email me directly before posting directly to this comment thread.)
How sorry is Rush Limbaugh for having mocked Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's-related tremors?

(Maybe not so much, if he's as aware of his own baldness as he is his own drug addiction.)
That's some kind of G.
Classic Heisman winner...
Did the Washington Post domestically abuse her like Mike Tyson did? (Or am I reading that wrong?)
Holding out for the allowance to sexually desecrate Steinbrenner's corpse whenever you please doesn't seem so tough, now--does it, Jeter?
Beats the balls off the Heathcliff Flag Day special...
I'm hoping you take this comment extremely seriously because it's serious and factual. There are several problems. I do have to be honest and am not 100% certain that this is something I'll want to get posted, especially since I'm the only one this particular stuff could come from.
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