metroville commented on Rachel Maddow Show More And More Like Daily Show

"I love me some Maddow, but one of her show's most obvious growing pains has been the host's inability to mediate her overzealous desire to mug; this is likely due to the combination of her personal stage fright and her professional inclination to appeal to Olbermann's audience. Stewart still tanks, too, sometimes (as Gawker is always keen to point out)--and he's been on the air for a decade."

metroville commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@spinachdip: How do you think he feels?"

metroville commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"

"10/1 Eli believes that he's seated next to the one true Mickey Mouse."

metroville commented on Some of Josh Brolin's Best Friends Are Assholes

"I think he meant the Ambien of the room."

metroville commented on Dakota Fanning is the New Black

"Alfonso Ribeiro just found himself some competition."

metroville commented on WGA Noms 'Burn' Charlie Kaufman and Jenny Lumet

"I'm not sure that the paint-by-numbers biopic that is Milk qualifies as an "original" screenplay."

metroville commented on Travolta Death Leads Lisa Marie Presley To Insist Scientologists Pop More Than Vitamins

"Not only is there mis information, there's Ms."

metroville commented on Liberal Media Won't Help Poor Ann Coulter Plug Her Book

"Next up for Coulter: getting sued by She-Ra, Princess of Power, for appropriating her trademarked pose."

metroville commented on CNBC Asks If Steve Jobs Has PMS

"I didn't know Beaker was a cable news anchor."

metroville commented on SHOTY Title Game: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Baby Mangino

"I just want to be clear on this: the difference between a fat baby and an internet-famous fat baby is a line drawn on its face?"