metroville commented on Angels Still Haunted By Ghosts Of 1986

"@shea_guevara: I thought it was The Curse of Not Being Willing to Acknowledge Exactly Where Their Team Is Located."

metroville commented on Lil' Wayne Is Fast Becoming ESPN's Most Popular Blogger

"Dude looks like a knuckle."

metroville commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Now Thisclose to Braining Barbara Walters With Her Floral Coffee Mug

"How many N-bombs and K-bombs must that little Nazi tart unleash every time she tears up her dressing room in a rage..."

metroville commented on Were The Mariners About To Issue A Code Red On Ichiro?

"Corporal Barnes, could you show me where in your scouting report are the directions to the locker room?"

metroville commented on America, Here is Your Desired 'Letterman on McCain' Action

"To think that NBC chose Jay Leno over this man..."

metroville commented on Letterman on McCain's Sudden Cancellation: 'I Think Someone's Putting Something in His Metamucil'

"@Mel Gibstein: The comparison would be more apt if, in the days leading up to Hurricane Ike, Obama had been insisting that there was no hurricane."

metroville commented on Get Used To It: Just when

"Sarah Palin has time to post on 'The Clayboard', but none to grant interviews?"

metroville commented on 5 Intelligent Screen Cars We Prefer to KITT From 'Knight Rider'

"@kamikaze: A vehicle that conspicuous, driven by men who are on the run from the law, cannot be classified as "intelligent"."

metroville commented on 5 Intelligent Screen Cars We Prefer to KITT From 'Knight Rider'

"No arguments with the top selection (natch), but I think you could have swapped out one or two of the lower-ranked choices in favor of the Shirt Tales Super Sonic Transport or perhaps Turbo Teen (he was a person and a car!)."

metroville commented on Diablo Cody: "I Am Better At This Than You"

"She's just mad about not winning the Humanitas Prize yesterday."