metroville commented on When Olympic Endorsements Go Bad

"You know what does not make one's taco pop?"

metroville commented on Heavily Vetted: Though rumors

"She's no more ignorant or poisonous than the person McCain actually has picked."

metroville commented on Roger Ebert Gives Jay Mariotti A Strategically Placed Thumb On His Way Out The Door

"Jay Mariotti: more disliked than Speed 2: Cruise Control."

metroville commented on 1988 Oscars Number Held In Suspicion Of Multiple Career Killings

"The middle section's refrain could not be more appropriate: "Say what?""

metroville commented on Come Help The Jamestown Jammers Salute Slightly Flawed Things

"I don't understand how a minor league baseball team from Canada has anything to do with an NFL team from New Jersey."

metroville commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Marques Slocum's F--k Lion

"How Slocum's assertion "i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts" did not receive the same level of attention that his Fuck Lion has enjoyed is beyond me. He needs bof!"

metroville commented on Lifetime's 'Untitled Fat Friends Project' Needs A Title!

""People Who Watch Lifetime""

metroville commented on Michael Phelps Making It Rain With Endorsement Loot

""It would be pretty sweet to get an old-school Aston Martin, some of the old-school [James] Bond ones. "And is Old School on Blu-Ray yet?"

metroville commented on Unearthed Britney Spears Concert Footage Demonstrates The Value Of Lip-Syncing

"@Dr."

metroville commented on Unearthed Britney Spears Concert Footage Demonstrates The Value Of Lip-Syncing

"Although I cannot claim knowledge as to the merits (or lack thereof) of Hold Steady, kudos to Kubler for having the courage to speak the unspeakable (and to Mark Graham for spreading the word): the more popular Radiohead grows, the less frequently can what they do really be described as "music"."

metroville commented on Craigslist Commuter Will Gladly Chauffeur You For A Glimpse At Your Panties

"This is unfair to women who go commando."

metroville commented on 7 MTV-Defining Stars Who Wouldn't Be Allowed on MTV Anymore

"This post has managed to make me feel both pleasantly nostalgic and depressingly elderly."

metroville commented on 'NY Post' Alleges That John Cusack's Childhood is Sold, Bought, and Processed

"@hummingpenguin: Aren't you one?"

metroville commented on Wait, what? In the middle

"Some people are simply more of a right mind when they're consuming copious amounts of narcotics."

metroville commented on Norm Macdonald Brings Out His Z-Game For Bob Saget's Roast

"@Molly McAleer: What true Defamerite among us doesn't have love for Número Mayor Siete?"