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"Manning was limited in practice again on Thursday with a sore gluteal muscle, the team's official web site reports. First Favre's groin, now Peyton's ass."

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill

"@Dr."

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on Baby Tressel Is A Sharp Dresser

"Baby Tress learned how to walk 6 months ago, but continues to crawl just to be safe."

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on Man Dating Woman Made Famous For Anti-Homo Pageant Speech/Sex Tape Will Start For Rams

"Rams fans are excited to watch The Washed-Out, Weak-Armed Boyfriend of a Sexy but Hypocritical and Most Likely Somewhat Insane Ho on Turf"

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"This is what happens when you let Joey Porter have the day off on Sunday."

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on Shattered Town Observes Anniversary Of Drunken Metrodome Coitus By Slamming Doors In Reporter's Face

"Here are some old people in a café, describing the memories of their last sexual experience: "It's best if it just dies down," said one woman, declining to be identified. "I don't know why they want to follow up on that," another person said. "They want to rev it up again," another answered."

JohnnyDakotaStateU commented on Shattered Town Observes Anniversary Of Drunken Metrodome Coitus By Slamming Doors In Reporter's Face

"@Tracy Ham and Eggs: you must be confusing me with Marv Albert."