I agree that Bama fans rooting for Auburn is stupid, but SEC teams aren't ALL rivals with each other. As a Georgia fan, I'll be pulling for Auburn for dumb SEC pride, but UGA and Auburn don't really have any kind of serious rivalry. When Florida was in the title game, however, I only rooted for Tebow's death.
How is "cocksucker" a gay slur? Women suck cock. The unmarried ones, I mean.
I also suggest the implementation of a six-pointer, which will be marked on the court by a picture of Jordan Farmar. Think of the ensuing hilarity when Dirk Nowitzki "shoots a six-pointer."
Even worse than failing to pick up those waiver-wire MVPs: picking them up and then trading them because you think you're selling high and "Ooh won't I look like a genius for getting delicious Brandon Marshall in exchange for crummy old Mike Vick and Peyton Hillis?"
In summation, fuck Dan Henning in the eye.
In summation, fuck Dan Henning in the eye.
"Waaah, how come a recently-teenaged girl can get famous writing songs about being a teenager? I don't care that pop music is overwhelmingly consumed by teenagers. Why can't someone get famous writing songs that target the crucial 'formerly overweight, married with children, blogger with poop fetish' demographic?"
God bless you for the "shoe-gazing" heads up. My Bloody Valentine has always annoyed the shit out of me and now I have some sweet ammo to use against my friends who are fans.
They're gonna have to ship in BBQ from Memphis on a daily basis to meet Randy's exacting culinary demands.
Gotta applaud the timing of this post, directly after "Mick Foley visits Jezebel." I look forward to next week when y'all follow up a William C Rhoden post with "What's that Amber Lamps guy been up to?"
Now that we know Nathan's buddy's ex-gal became a Colts cheerleader, I think it's pretty obvious that when he says "I casually suggested she try out for the team seeing how she had been on the dance team college" he really just means "seeing how she actually weighs less than 235 pounds."
Surely I wasn't the only one who caught the Favre joke on the live 30 Rock last night. Timely!
@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Greg Giraldo?
The last time I had an MRI, they gave me headphones and asked me what I wanted to listen to on satellite radio. I couldn't begin to think of how to convey to them what kind of music I liked and figured I'd end up stuck listening to Nickelback, so I opted for sports radio. So I ended up enduring two Noo Yawk fuckmooks arguing about Eli Manning for a half hour. THE MRI MACHINE NOISES ARE MUCH BETTER.
Royals fans are wondering when "coasting on their conveyor belt of high draft picks" is gonna start netting them more than 70 wins a year.
This book looks like something you'd need to spend roughly 15 minutes leafing through at the B&N to get its full effect. So I'm guessing Harper Collins is banking on the fact that most of the Deadspin commentariat are shut-ins. Well-played.
@ColHapablap: Yeah, either ESPN is wrong in claiming who obtained the statements, or Craggs is playing fast and loose with the phrase "We've obtained."
This guy and Gregg Doyel need to have some kind of Douchey Brow-Raised Headshot showdown.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Neither can any Hispanics. "They live on the 6th floor" my ass.
Candidates hoping to curry favor in South Carolina are already photoshopping Steve Spurrier standing next to their opponents.
