Between playing softball and dating Paul, Victoria is milliseconds away from being jowl deep in Marla Hooch's pussy.
"Can't wait" were Ron Goldman's dying words
When you retire from surfing, you spend your remaining days working a high-stress executive job.
"I was worried about having to spend the night protecting assholes"
Wasn't this the beginning of an astroglide infomercial?
Wasn't this the beginning of an astroglide infomercial?
Cubs fans will find a way to blame Dusty Baker for this.
"My celebrity crush? Princess Diana"
-Henri Paul
-Henri Paul
"I was third all-time in assists, but I have to give this assist to Colonel Sanders"
-Mark Jackson
-Mark Jackson
The Lil Jon and LMFAO song "Shots" is actually about non-alcoholic tequila
Not watch the celebrity all-star game? Are you implying that that's even an option?
African Americans were slightly confused by the choice of musical entertainment during the festivities of "Black Flag Day"
City's name is Creedmore? All their schools muts be for the hearing impaired.
Whenever an NFL owner is complying with the Rooney Rule, he sends out a mass email titled "Strictly 4 My Niggaz"
@pribian: You're on fire
There's this other funny parody video on youtube called...wait for it: "The Evolution of Pants"!
It's like that other video where the guy does all the different dances, but this other guy does it where...instead of dancing, he puts on all these different pants from throughout histo--aww I can't describe it right. You just have to watch it.
It's like that other video where the guy does all the different dances, but this other guy does it where...instead of dancing, he puts on all these different pants from throughout histo--aww I can't describe it right. You just have to watch it.
For some reason, that picture just made me want to watch Schindler's List
This never would have happened under commissioner Tagliaboobs
These guys wouldn't fuck with UVA's intergender heavyweight champ
hopefully he'll stick around until 2015 when they beat Miami in the Series
