@jwaves2007: The girl on the left is a "meh", but the one on the right looks like a fucking goblin.
Speaking of unattractive human beings, did anyone else see Charlie Weis' knee get destroyed?
And just to get this out of the way for all you commenters: No, no.
Well put - now if only you'd used that handy "NIGHTMARE FUEL" tag....
@apostles03: Well, a bird in the hand is always greener on the other side.
@Matt_T:
"Hey, what can we do to try to prove that we don't suck Tim Tebow's cock all the time?"
"I don't know - how about, like, showing Knowshon Moreno hurdling a guy and then explaining where his name came from?"
"Eh, alright."
@Matt_T: I felt like the whole "feature" on Knowshon was sort of a gratuitous way to satisfy a few hundred Bulldog fans on Dawgvent by showing that highlight.
Um....how, exactly, is that not a safety?
Nice job of getting your best offensive player destroyed, Kevin Riley.
@Signal to Noise: Ooh,I wish I could see that one. I have ESPN/ESPN2 and the Tennessee/UAB joke (with "The Daves") on JP/Raycom.
Georgia/South Carolina can not get here soon enough.
@Stoned Lightning: No kidding - they just lost to MTSU last weekend and now they're dominating Cal. Go figure.
@williamzabka: Hate to say it, but that's a game that will probably be best watched drunk.
3:30 - College Football: Georgia vs. South Carolina [CBS] - Get to know the young men that you will loudly curse when they deliver the wrong pizza to your door.
@Sports-Pun: @Rock You Like An Iracane: I'd Kawika her Mitchell.
Wait, is he the shitty, goofy one or the...oh, that's both Collins brothers.
"If Terrelle has a fault, it's that he still hasn't learned that magic isn't always possible."
It was especially awkward when he laid a woman down in a wooden box and sawed her in half, expecting nothing to happen.
He can take a one-handed photograph of a seagull with an iPhone? Holy fuck.
"Here, Timmy - now put your arms out like this so that everyone can see just how many stupid rubber bracelets you're wearing at once."
@ArkansasFred: I think we found Kobe's Deadspin commenter name.
"The losing team needs score here because down by 3 points is not as good as winning-by-4-points." - JohnMaddenIsInTheHOF
Well, Mike Leach is a pirate, isn't he?
@mikedrawcar: In a similar study, I got drunk at a bar and tried to hit on everything w/ boobs and legs.
Man, you've got really high standards.
