That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
