We would get up early in the morning at the University of Miami, working out three times a day, not eating that much, drinking a lot of water. Randy, he'd play a lot of mind games with me and he was there for me. He taught me how to work.
Odd. Nothing there about getting to class.
Jeremy was propositioned three times. He refused the first two times, yet the jackass continued to press. At that point, he's free to flip the fuck out on the guy. "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? I SAID NO! ARE YOU ENGLISH COMPREHENSION SKILLS THAT FUCKING SHITTY?"
I do the same thing to bums who continue to offer to "clean" some part of my car after a minimum of two firm "No thank yous."
This doesn't make you a homophobe, just a person of limited patience who may have anger issues.
I do the same thing to bums who continue to offer to "clean" some part of my car after a minimum of two firm "No thank yous."
This doesn't make you a homophobe, just a person of limited patience who may have anger issues.
"Sounds like we should have put out some Midol® out with the Midnight Snack buffet."
- Tom Landry
This makes him the second NFL assistant to get flamed in Pennsylvania today.
Well, if it wasn't a lousy comment to begin with, and it likely was, at least you shit all over it to make certain. Bugger off.
Thanks to Twilight, neither of these guys are worried about one their victims being a werewolf.
Since polygamy is not permitted by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the "mainstream" Mormon movement), you could only get four wives if you belonged to one of those wack-ass "fundamentalist" LDS groups. In that case, your wives' occupations would most likely be seamstress, butter churner (this may skill may have bedroom applications), schoolmarm and prostitute.
That he has such reservations at a time like this must be music to Jerry Sandusky's ears.
"Ex Post Facto bitches!"
- Karl Rominger
"Ex Post Facto bitches!"
- Karl Rominger
Can we get a time, local of course, for Tim Tebow's birth? In August, Manilla is 13-15 hours ahead of US time zones. But then again, accuracy isn't that important when talking about Tebow.
Is it just me, or is Grimace about to get his grope on in BobbyKnightChairToss' entry?
"I'm not sure what the point is of having a smart, discerning guy around if it's not to very occasionally write smart, discerning things."
I know the feeling. Are you really that busy these days Tommy?
I know the feeling. Are you really that busy these days Tommy?
You half-expect a realtors convention to break out.
Realty is a dead-end career in Centre County. The 6% commission isn't enough given the recent sales prices.
Realty is a dead-end career in Centre County. The 6% commission isn't enough given the recent sales prices.
the Southestern Confer-
ence championship game,
so be it.
FUCK
"Our defense, I think, is
better than theirs," said
/ Magary'd
ence championship game,
so be it.
FUCK
"Our defense, I think, is
better than theirs," said
/ Magary'd
Why Nate Jackson Loves A Coach Who Goes For it On Fourth Down
It keeps the punter out of the game.
It keeps the punter out of the game.
He is facing state charges that carry mandatory minimums of ten year sentences. If he is found guilty or pleads guilty to those counts the Judge has no discretion and must sentence him to a minimum of ten years incarceration.
Why are only men ever in a position of authority which they can use to abuse children?
/ Jezebel'd
Why are only men ever in a position of authority which they can use to abuse children?
/ Jezebel'd
Among elderly redneck Oklahomans, "Drake Show" conjures up fond memories of Johnny Bright.
Ironically, the survivors of a nuclear holocaust would still make rebuilding the Dolphins a higher priority than Stephen Ross does.
Also reported in the the NY Times:
Sunset occurs at 4:46PM, sunrise on Wed. at 6:35AM and Thursday is a full moon.
Sunset occurs at 4:46PM, sunrise on Wed. at 6:35AM and Thursday is a full moon.
The most underrated tourist attraction in state is the Chesapeake and Delaware Canal. I like jumping back and forth at the midway point of the channel yelling, "Look, I'm in Delaware! Now I'm in Delaware! Now I'm back in Delaware!
I thought everybody knew that the Giants designed that play specifically for Tyree, "Noggin Right-98." What really showcased his pure skill (and by definition complete and utter absence of luck) was that he managed to hold on despite it being the wrong play to call. The smarter call would have been "Noggin Left-89" which called for Tyree to pin the ball against his helmet on the left side of the stripe, and thus away from the defender.
Fuck that Simmons guy.
Fuck that Simmons guy.
