@JanetRenoManchild: I couldn't resist.
The best part is his insistance after the play that he must have been fouled.
@GrimeyGrimes: Wrong!
@slanket: Or dear, sweet, Lou Malnatis.
@Phintastic: The site was jammed with pregnant chads.
When does the "Vinegar Strokes" column run?
Cy Sperling. Hirsute Coach.
Needs more trash can lids.
@FriendlyFloyd: Where is Curtis Enis?
@Karlifornia: Because, Recyclops was on the undercard.
@Karlifornia: Donte Stallworth says otherwise.
The dog's name shall be Cocky Balboa.
Can't they just have Cigar Guy move from seat to seat during the game?
@UweBollocks: Xavier died? How about a spoiler alert dammit!
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Here we go!
Everyone knows if he is shooting fireballs his overalls should be white.
@WhatWouldTebowDo?: It's a zeppelin.
I am trying to think of something snide to say, but that was just cool.
I'm on the "green"!!!! Get it?
@Sheed's Bald Spot: You're forgetting Tom Sizemore...also probably suicidal.
