Emppu commented on I Don't Care What They Say I Can't Stay In A World Without Tom ... Or Can I?

"@redsoxchick: I thought supermike was the only commenter allowed to be thin-skinned."

Emppu commented on Rearranging the World Order

"Bring back Hershey."

Emppu commented on Bringing Democracy to the World of Combudsmanning

"Number two."

Emppu commented on Mandatory Sports Buttbuddy Restraining Orders (Featuring A Vicious Correction To Norby)

"It's not plagiarism if he wrote the joke in the first place."

Emppu commented on Inside Kige Ramsey's Studio: A Deadspin Exclusive

"Do you have any real stories to tell us? /Leslie Neilsen'd"

Emppu commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Nightmare Ant

"Seeing that Nightmare Ant only has 55% of the vote makes me realize just how little non-commentators understand about the glory of Deadspin."

Emppu commented on The Prodigal, Bloodshot, Neckbearded, Booze-Swilling Son Returns

"Ronnie James Dio is an absolute monster."

Emppu commented on HBO Pestering The Dallas Cowboys Begins Tonight

"@Rainbow Bright: Lovin' till the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone. @notthequarterback: I hope the game's not in there..."

Emppu commented on HBO Pestering The Dallas Cowboys Begins Tonight

"@Lady Andrea: I definitely read that as "I don't win but I always fish" and was completely lost."

Emppu commented on People Who Love Brett Favre, In Trading Card Form

"@I Know Jon Stow: There was supposed to be a picture of R.W."