Santa Cruz? Why would you want to subject everyone to that.
Also note that Crown was on the original setlist, but not played
#INeedHelp
Also note that Crown was on the original setlist, but not played
#INeedHelp
"Well just a second there, professor. We fixed the glitch."
Finally! Someone whose real name is Anon!
It takes a special kind of bully to steal a shirt from the kid next to you in 3rd grade, and then wear it to picture day for the next 2 years!
The laptop theft was just a misunderstanding. It was a Mac, so Cam thought his name was on it.
Wait. I thought the lead singer of Pearl Jam was a cubs fan?
Those who can't do...act like self-righteous, arrogant pricks.
How To Insure You're Alone Next Valentine's Day
I assure you that I didn't know you could even buy a policy for that. Purchasing such a policy would probably ensure some level of security.
You're gonna have to talk to every lawyer, every dick, and every woman...
Isn't it redundant to include lawyer in this grouping?
The fuck you jus call me, Bish?
@MattinglysSideburns: Noam's ass manufactures more than just consent.
Salisbury upgraded to a Blackberry?
You'll always make this series if your coach is a drunk who calls white people n—gers
To be fair though, those refs wouldn't stop nagging the coach.
Is this another installment of "When Keepin It Real Goes Wrong"?
Tony LaRussa approves
yelling at and making contact with a player
One can only assume the phrase he yelled was "GET IN MY BELLY!" #markmangino
Will Chip Carey report on our fist-pounding activities? #searchingforenriquewilson
As a single parent whose only night without kids is Tuesday, I must agree with Drew: No one fucking sees it coming. #booze
Number of people in the Deadspin office who had heard of Ted Leo before they were scheduled to open for a certain other band?
*crickets
Man, did I like fucking Bryan Cox.
/fixed
