MagnusMaximus commented on Fox News Morans Think Lincoln Debated Emancipated Slave

"Is it a coincidence that "Fox and Friends" sounds like a Nickelodeon show?"

MagnusMaximus commented on What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

"I never knew Obama had a tiny arm growing out of his chest."

MagnusMaximus commented on What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

""The new one has to at least be better than Temple of Doom.""

MagnusMaximus commented on Steve Doocy's Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy

"@illnoise: Just wait man."

MagnusMaximus commented on Barack Obama Is Elitist Drunk Too!

"I didn't like Yuengling at first, but have gradually grown to enjoy it."

MagnusMaximus commented on McCain Called His Wife C-Word

"He's right, of course."

MagnusMaximus commented on Gen. Petraeus Rocks The Wii Golf

"It's the Iranians' fault he got such a crappy score."

MagnusMaximus commented on Wonkette Operatives Cover Petraeus Hearing On Capitol Hill!

"Sure, he'll say good things, but he'll be blinking in morse code oh crap I seem to have sacrificed my credibility for the policies of an ultrarightwing junta darnit!"

MagnusMaximus commented on Nation's Ten Worst Traffic Nightmares, Fragile Bridges, And Crumbling Dams

"It's inappropriate that those workers are limbo-dancing on that wreckage."

MagnusMaximus commented on 61% Of Historians Say Bush Is Worst Ever

"The Giant Bunny, whom only Bush can see, shows up and tells him how much longer till the End Times like that Kirk Cameron movie."

MagnusMaximus commented on Mark Penn Not Fired Or Resigning After All!

"Hey, Mark Penn looks like a porked-up Dan Marino in that picture."

MagnusMaximus commented on Famous Washington Post Newspaper Wins Six Pulitzers!

"So the Post is exactly three times as good as the Times. It's mathematics, ya'll"

MagnusMaximus commented on Spike Lee Throws Clintons Under The Bus

"I bet that Uncle Tom Reggie Miller is a Clinton supporter."

MagnusMaximus commented on Black People Boo John McCain

"It's funny how these privileged members of the Washington establishment get up in front of an audience of black folks and proceed to explain to them what a great man MLK was."

MagnusMaximus commented on All Nationals Fans In Secret CIA Prisons Now

"Wow, he still goes out in public?"

MagnusMaximus commented on Why Won't Miss USA Share Her Sage Political Advice?

"What I want to know is her interpretation of the double slit experiment."

MagnusMaximus commented on Barack Obama Fails At Bowling In Pennsylvania

"That would've been awesome if after that guy yelled out, "It has to be," Barack was all "Who the fuck said that?"

MagnusMaximus commented on JFK Not Responsible For Barack Obama's 'Very Existence' After All

"Yes, yes...but how does George de Mohrenschildt fit into all of this?"