Patchy Drizzle commented on Fire Joe Morgan Takes a Bow

"Goodbye to the three scrappiest guys on the net."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Drunken Redneck Browns Fan Ushers In Brady Quinn Era

"@Thundercracker: She may also be called "Common-law.""

Patchy Drizzle commented on Chris, Lafayette Hill: "We

"And Chris said, "Enough for Daddy to get anal ."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Boston Fans And Players Keeping It Classy As Fackin’ EVAH!

"Is that J-Bug?"

Patchy Drizzle commented on Jay Cutler's Love Affair With His Own Opinions Continues

"Marmalard is the type of guy who gives himself prostate exams and then tries to force you to smell his fingers."

Patchy Drizzle commented on John Madden Getting Sick of Riding Old Bones Across Country in a Bus to Cover Crappy Games

"@emjayelle: Travis Barker has also expressed interest in getting on the list."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Memo to Adam Jones from Stephen A. Smith: You're Making All Black People Look Bad

"I anxiously await an official statement on the matter from the Stephen A."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles?

"Rub some dirt on 'em and get back in there ."

Patchy Drizzle commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Denver Nuggets

"@HernandezStache: I would like one eighth row Nuggets ticket please."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Yeah, so, apparently there

"So should I tell the firm in India they don't have to spend 20 hours a day clicking through on Balls' posts starting Nov."