His hall of fame prize pack should include Amanda Congdon flashing him. It should be broadcast on RedTube(TM) Sports.
He was barely plump
But his clothes felt stressed and taut
Sausage on the brink
But his clothes felt stressed and taut
Sausage on the brink
"I was walking down the stairs and my dog came barreling down the stairs after me and clipped me, and I kind of twisted my ankle on the stairs." - Brian Griese
@Barry Petchesky: I think you should reconsider. The simplicity of this one ratchets up the hilarity . . . at least in my eyes. If Cooley's dong and Holmes' dong make the cut, why not this one? That gal's a pro, just like them.
Did you spend any part of a half inning discussing Amanda Congdon's boobs?
@Everything But the Current Sink: I think it's the Amway logo.
I would like to see Drew's proposed hobo symbol for "OK to beat off in dark shower"
I hope Tiger gets on Oprah's couch and says, "I'm only sorry about one thing - getting married."
Colorado State (Pueblo) homecoming queen candidate, who is 60, may or may not have killed someone in '89. Her ex-husband may or may not be to blame for planting a computer chip in her brain.
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#tips
It was a good effort by Phillips, but I think Denny Neagle's gal still gets the award for most unattractive adulteress. #mediameltdowns
Steinbrenner's still alive?
And tomorrow Johnny Ballgame marries a Raiderette.
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The apocalypse draws nigh . . . at least in Denver.
Atta Borghs!
*digs out Rocktober shirt from closet*
Kids that watch this stuff will grow up to be die-hard jumbotron contest fans - the kind that gloat in an extreme manner when they correctly identify which helmet the ball was under after the shuffle is complete. God help us.
I heard Yoni Brenner is extremely accomplished at harmonic hand flatulence but is lacking when it comes to using his armpit.
stu1ds fanny coughs is a truly awesome nom de plume. Which SEC team do you think he roots for?
I will miss his on again/off again soul patch. His actual soul? Not at all.
In that big photo, El Matador is employing the same face Gasol uses when he thinks he got fouled; the same face that Sergio uses when he does anything; and the same face Enrique Iglesias surely uses every time he comes to fruition with Ms. Kournikova. Must be a Spanish thing.
