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"I heard Yoni Brenner is extremely accomplished at harmonic hand flatulence but is lacking when it comes to using his armpit."

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Patchy Drizzle commented on The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle

"I will miss his on again/off again soul patch."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns

"In that big photo, El Matador is employing the same face Gasol uses when he thinks he got fouled; the same face that Sergio uses when he does anything; and the same face Enrique Iglesias surely uses every time he comes to fruition with Ms."

Patchy Drizzle commented on What You Need To Know About The NBA's Jaunty Superfan

"He looks like the product of breeding Joe Avezzano with Al Davis."

Patchy Drizzle commented on This Here's What You Call A "Danwich"

"@Hustler of Culture: Speaking of which, when's that Cultural Oddsmaker maker column coming from Large Pappy Drew?"

Patchy Drizzle commented on Nuggets TV Analyst On Jay Cutler: "I Think He's A Little Bitch"

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Patchy Drizzle commented on Dallas Cowboys Somehow Make Barbie Dolls Even More Sexist

"I see the doll comes with a pom pom grip."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Tony Kornheiser Talks About His Future At ESPN

"Please die soon, Tony."

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"Kirk Van Houten looks sleazier in real life."