Patchy Drizzle commented on ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sexual Depravity

"It was a good effort by Phillips, but I think Denny Neagle's gal still gets the award for most unattractive adulteress."

Patchy Drizzle commented on George Steinbrenner Will Steal Your Business Ideas

"Steinbrenner's still alive?"

Patchy Drizzle commented on Why Your Team Sucks: Denver Broncos

"And tomorrow Johnny Ballgame marries a Raiderette."

Patchy Drizzle commented on The Rockies Are A Team Of Destiny ... Again

"Atta Borghs! *digs out Rocktober shirt from closet*"

Patchy Drizzle commented on The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos

"Kids that watch this stuff will grow up to be die-hard jumbotron contest fans - the kind that gloat in an extreme manner when they correctly identify which helmet the ball was under after the shuffle is complete."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Somebody At ESPN Is Feeling Frisky And A Very Special Guest Editor Announcement

"I heard Yoni Brenner is extremely accomplished at harmonic hand flatulence but is lacking when it comes to using his armpit."

Patchy Drizzle commented on The One With People Drinking And The Return Of The Fanny Cough Yarn-Spinner

"stu1ds fanny coughs is a truly awesome nom de plume."

Patchy Drizzle commented on The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle

"I will miss his on again/off again soul patch."

Patchy Drizzle commented on Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns

"In that big photo, El Matador is employing the same face Gasol uses when he thinks he got fouled; the same face that Sergio uses when he does anything; and the same face Enrique Iglesias surely uses every time he comes to fruition with Ms."