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Patchy Drizzle commented on #tips
"Colorado State (Pueblo) homecoming queen candidate, who is 60, may or may not have killed someone in '89."
http://deadspin.com/tag/cmt/tips/c16235135 04:48 PM on October 23
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Patchy Drizzle commented on ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sexual Depravity
"It was a good effort by Phillips, but I think Denny Neagle's gal still gets the award for most unattractive adulteress."
http://deadspin.com/5386749/espn-the-worldwide-leader-in-sexual-depravity#c16182549 06:23 PM on October 21
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Patchy Drizzle commented on George Steinbrenner Will Steal Your Business Ideas
"Steinbrenner's still alive?"
http://deadspin.com/5348067/george-steinbrenner-will-steal-your-business-ideas#c15071173 03:28 AM on August 29
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Patchy Drizzle commented on Why Your Team Sucks: Denver Broncos
"And tomorrow Johnny Ballgame marries a Raiderette."
http://deadspin.com/5347795/why-your-team-sucks-denver-broncos#c15053001 12:11 PM on August 28
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Patchy Drizzle commented on The Rockies Are A Team Of Destiny ... Again
"Atta Borghs! *digs out Rocktober shirt from closet*"
http://deadspin.com/5345083/the-rockies-are-a-team-of-destiny--again#c14977533 12:30 PM on August 25
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Patchy Drizzle commented on The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
"Kids that watch this stuff will grow up to be die-hard jumbotron contest fans - the kind that gloat in an extreme manner when they correctly identify which helmet the ball was under after the shuffle is complete."
http://deadspin.com/5314307/the-bizarre-world-of-childrens-youtube-videos#c14223525 01:50 PM on July 14
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Patchy Drizzle commented on Somebody At ESPN Is Feeling Frisky And A Very Special Guest Editor Announcement
"I heard Yoni Brenner is extremely accomplished at harmonic hand flatulence but is lacking when it comes to using his armpit."
http://deadspin.com/5311292/somebody-at-espn-is-feeling-frisky-and-a-very-special-guest-editor-announcement#c14154019 07:38 PM on July 9
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Patchy Drizzle commented on The One With People Drinking And The Return Of The Fanny Cough Yarn-Spinner
"stu1ds fanny coughs is a truly awesome nom de plume."
http://deadspin.com/5306376/the-one-with-people-drinking-and-the-return-of-the-fanny-cough-yarn+spinner#c14015987 04:02 PM on July 2
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Patchy Drizzle commented on The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle
"I will miss his on again/off again soul patch."
http://deadspin.com/5272892/the-end-of-the-rocky-road-for-clint-hurdle#c13181632 04:45 PM on May 29
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Patchy Drizzle commented on Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
"In that big photo, El Matador is employing the same face Gasol uses when he thinks he got fouled; the same face that Sergio uses when he does anything; and the same face Enrique Iglesias surely uses every time he comes to fruition with Ms."
http://deadspin.com/5272567/spanish-matador-messes-with-bull-gets-horns#c13172698 12:54 PM on May 29
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