Pfft! you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up!
Was Gary Moeller not available?
@Canabian: TS-16949 member here. I'd like to question the last time that the large plastic cup was calibrated.
@Same Sad Echo: Sorry, I forgot to finish. Standard sex, her place, she laughed, she cried, she bit me, and yada, yada, yada...my penis threw up.
@Same Sad Echo: I saw that movie with my new girlfriend. It was amusing, and well worth the time.

/continues drinking
@UweBollocks: Having been forced to watch Jennifer's Body with my girlfriend's son, yeah, that line is there. Along with LOTS of bad acting.

/what is this, "gays of our lives?"
/from Chuck & Larry, USAhd, directv 242
@UweBollocks: All babies want to be borned. Can't argue with that...
Dear Throwgasm Magazine: which way does that finger in the ass go, mine in his, or the reverse? Cuz I'm intrigued in only one of the scenarios...
MMFC is reporting that Wade Philips entered Vikings HQ at 11:48 central time...
Wade's downward spiral began with Detroit's Roy Williams. Loser-ex-Lion.

Kitna was the Daily Double!

/reference, any Lions' "fan"
isn't he waiting in line to see the show tonight?

and Brad the coach is singing songs to him, under the marquee...
Dear throwgasm magazine:

1. you do know that overeating and hiring day laborers causes color blindness, right?
2. fak you if you won't buy us an import beer
textured pickles, for your "pleasure"...
I'd hit that. With my car...
You're not the boss of me...
@Lionel Osbourne: AGREED! someone update me on JenP
Welp, it appears you answered your own question, fishbulb...
Alcohol, so fat chicks can get laid too...
is dan orlovsky

i can guess this one. and seriously, if you get cut by the Lions, you don't belong in the NFL...
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