Similarly, Andrés Escobar played in the 1994 World Cup under the influence of cocaine dealers.
"Forget you, Philly."
And with that three word text, Peter Gabriel confirmed that he would not attend the 2010 Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
ESPN has decided that "disliking female commentators" is a legitimate and reasonable complaint about their NCAA basketball coverage.
And, if no one ever says anything, nothing ever happens.
Well, except in Happy Valley, Mark. There, saying nothing ensures things keep happening.
Phil Mickelson is trying to take down the internet:
This is kinda like The Hockey News's AUTOBONDAGE headline upon the passing of Wade Belak.
Bailey had mysteriously disappeared again.
He's probably standing on that goddamned bridge in Bedford Falls again.
Girl with a Bail Hearing
Frequent sex was also responsible for Magic Johnson's strain.
Not since Jushin Liger gave a NJPW ring rat syphilis has there been this much talk of a ThunderBug.
This was no surprise for Howard. After his recent performances, he knew a release was a feta compli.
And I feel creepily like a TMZ stringer
Coincidentally, a couple of Snickers will make Jay Cutler feel sleepy and then like Korey Stringer.
Fausto Carmona is actually Roberto Hernandez Heredia.
Claiming that you've taken herpes medication to mask your usage of PEDs is just one of the Valtrex of the trade to get out of a suspension.
They had Art Howe tell him "spit on it" to injury.
To be fair to the training staff, they were watching Happy Days in the clubhouse and Art Howe is hard of hearing.
Pro baseball is a sport where two teams, each composed of nine whiny, drug-abusing millionaires compete in front of a bunch of empty seats.
Ya see! Look at that. Turner is so far removed from Major League Baseball that they've confused it with the rousing games of musical chairs played at Silvio Berlusconi's Bunga-Bunga parties.
I say all this not to make light of anyone's tragedy but merely because it struck me as weird. And because my job requires me to be a Cynic.
Despite their close relationship, Antisthenes wasn't exactly overcome with grief over the trial and execution of Socrates.
...his playing partner will be Tony Romo, who's no slouch with a driver
Romo is not to be confused with Vladimir Konstantinov, who's permanently slouched because of a driver.
