Uh, Akron BEAT US!
Very bored at work. Called 1-800-GO-TWINS just to hear some excited Twins fans. They were a different kind of excited. Either way, they seem focused for the game.
I would still rather have a coach that swore and didn't give out stock compliment answers rather than Gregger Robinson. Bah.
/was sick of the Ronald Mexico Sr. nickname
You honestly believe that in the past couple of years that Deadspin has really gone down in the humor department? Bah. I have been a loyal viewer/commenter of this web site since it's inception and every day and every post makes me laugh just as the first time I logged on to Deadspin.
You shouldn't get booted from Deadspin for speaking your mind, you should get thrown the-fuck-out-of-here for having a funnier/smarter/wittier than thou attitude.
I was lucky enough to find this site back in late 2005. I feel a strange bit of pride in that. Kind of like hearing a cool band before it hits MTV. Like, New Kids on The Block...ish. I rarely comment because, well honestly, I a huge fear that you all will find out that I am not as clever as I think I am. Regardless, this site has been, and will remain, a huge piece of my life. As far as sports sites with dick jokes abound can play in one's life. I love reading this everyday, I love reading the comments, and I love the whole atomosphere. Thank you will for starting this site, and thank you for never losing site of what the site means to each and everyone of us. It's because of your vision, will, that the site will never lose a bit of it's cultural importance even after you are not the editor. Having said all of that, you are not dying, so be productive and have a wonderful "main stream media" (whatever the hell that means? Wouldn't Deadspin, getting millions of hits a week, be considered main stream? While like foxsports.com gets like what, 20 - 30 hits a week? Yet they are main stream? Ya.) The ride is far from over, but the trip to this point has been amazing. Thank you again Will.
/shit's pants while avoiding being rapped by Buzz
gunga galunga gunga -...Don't call me buddy, pal!
@gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga: I'm not your buddy, pal!
You know, it's like I always say; Canada looks so much like Morgantown, West Virginia at this time of year.
Now what is this Hoc-key that you speak of?
Jeans + turned into shorts + extra long (jams) = jorms
- Aside from the awesomeness that is jorts (or anything denim outside of jeans, i.e. the Canadian Tuxedo) I still can't believe this post. It is very opposite to the normal satire and witty passive aggressive hatred posted frequently. Rather this is just telling it like it is hatred.
Honestly one of the strangest posts on deadspin ever. One dude at a game represents the Mets fan base? Dude isn't even Itailian, in the mafia, wearing a wife beater, or even beating his wife?
Did anyone else hear Reggie Miller proclaim that Lebron James was "coming at the basket with a full steam of head!" in the first half of the game last night? Honestly the best line of any announcer ever. period.
Even Emmitt Smith giggled after that one.
I consider The NHL Closer to the be the Bowling Green of Deadspin. Make a name for yourself and then jump ship to the bigger and better school (or in this case column ... on a blog).
A.K.A. Mr. Cleveland Steamer
Nick Bakay? Jay Mohr actually busy that one night, or what?
