That MetroPCS campaign has really taken off.
We only watch the NY and NJ shows, and after every episode I tell my wife, "This is it. I can't take any more of these assholes!"
But last night had to be the true nadir of this entire Real Housewives enterprise. It can't get any worse, can it? Every second stunk of desperation and poorly-staged tv bullshit.
1. Danielle freaking out on a calm Dina, and turning to her henchmen Scraps and Johnny No-Thumbs for tender support.
2. Bouffant freaking out on Jacqueline because she said (horrors!) Bouffant bared a resemblance to grandma.
3. The clearly staged "poker" game in which A. Danielle's sex tape co-star just happened to attend; B. Little actual poker seemed to be played and C. Jacqueline, Teresa and Bouffant blew up with their girly bitchfest.
4. Danielle's creepy Look-at-me-in-lingerie shopping trip with the Donnas.
5. Danielle's "empowering" stripper day with the Donnas and Debbie Reynolds.
6. Debbie somehow forgetting that the dozen or so people following her with cameras and microphones are recording her every word for future viewing.
Spending almost $600 in cured meats is the least far-fetched thing that happened.
Dina again shows she's the smartest one in the whole bunch.
The only reason I still watch are these recaps. Richard, you are truly doing God's work. If you can take this abuse without wanting to strangle Andy Cohen, you're a better man than I.
But last night had to be the true nadir of this entire Real Housewives enterprise. It can't get any worse, can it? Every second stunk of desperation and poorly-staged tv bullshit.
1. Danielle freaking out on a calm Dina, and turning to her henchmen Scraps and Johnny No-Thumbs for tender support.
2. Bouffant freaking out on Jacqueline because she said (horrors!) Bouffant bared a resemblance to grandma.
3. The clearly staged "poker" game in which A. Danielle's sex tape co-star just happened to attend; B. Little actual poker seemed to be played and C. Jacqueline, Teresa and Bouffant blew up with their girly bitchfest.
4. Danielle's creepy Look-at-me-in-lingerie shopping trip with the Donnas.
5. Danielle's "empowering" stripper day with the Donnas and Debbie Reynolds.
6. Debbie somehow forgetting that the dozen or so people following her with cameras and microphones are recording her every word for future viewing.
Spending almost $600 in cured meats is the least far-fetched thing that happened.
Dina again shows she's the smartest one in the whole bunch.
The only reason I still watch are these recaps. Richard, you are truly doing God's work. If you can take this abuse without wanting to strangle Andy Cohen, you're a better man than I.
Good to see the Gait brothers are still active.
Supergrass is pretty much Oasis without the rampant douchebaggery.
"Can I have one?"
-Ms. J #pressreleases
+1 Old Man point for having Burt Sugar on the jumbo screen
I M UR NU SENNATOR
This will all be covered in more detail on The Real Housewives of Yankees Fans on Bravo this Fall.
Nate Silver, start breaking down the polls: Feely 2012!
I'll wait for the Ted Nugent/Mike Nugent campaign to get underway.
See kids? The lesson is "never try."
John Clayton is reporting that it's Chris Mortensen. That perv.
By Banks' logic, Millen will be named NFL commissioner in 2018 and turn the league into the XFL.
Next week, Ben takes a hot air balloon ride with Lloyd Lindsay Young.
@econdave: After meeting Moises Alou, one fan said: "He has smelly hands.
Should have kept his original title: PUFF the Magic Swimmer.
By the looks of that pic, Mickey Rourke is going to star in this, too.
After the attack, Donaghy's assailant resumed his late afternoon duty of cutting garlic cloves with a razor blade.
the entirely Chinese movie production, which premiers June 19, or June 18 on Canal Street in New York City.
I haven't seen a group of kids that disappointed in a superhero since Steel.
Is food at the concession stand cheaper before 4 pm?
