@Kid Canada: And I'm going to say what everyone here is thinking. Your looks are becoming a problem!
+1 t-shirt featuring you and three out-of-focus guys.
@wonderlic---myballs: As an ND fan, I figured you'd be partial to the Lou Holtz / Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies. I know I am.
With no Lucy in the lineup, there's no one to pull the ball away from Charlie Brown on field goal tries. Weak sauce, Animal Planet.
@HugsFromHarold: Well, what about the Jesus & Mary Chain? Here you are, bitching about no more Echo albums when the Jesus & Mary Chain picked up right where your precious Echo left off! I can't believe you don't have this fucking record! Jesus!
@Weed Against Speed: And his favorite U.S. President is John F. Kennedy.
@Gourmet Spud: I've always thought of Kent as a gnarled old chew toy who would be around forever...
You're thinking of Alyssa Milano's vagina.
/fixed
Berman wishes he could be as topical.
@wonderlic---myballs: Never once has Mauder asked what was in it for him. But now he's asking . . . what's in it for him?
was shot in the butt with a .22 rifle during a Labor Day party in 2002.
Carl Taylor and James St. James strike again. Sylvester's lucky he didn't end up strangled and stuffed inside a 55-gallon drum.
@Weed Against Speed: You know, I heard that rumor too, but I didn't believe it because my source was shaky.
@Weed Against Speed: It's not the salty snacks he craves. Though he may stray, he always returns to his dark master: the cocoa bean!
Dude's lucky. He was about 30 seconds away from Irvin slashing his neck with a pair of barber shears.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Are you wearing lady clothes?
@Doyle McPoyle: Awesome. This comment rocks the bells.
@Weed Against Speed: Don't be hasty with that /nerd tag.
@Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: As was the fashion piece on the trend of short skirts and long jackets.
I think the Mangino baby is full of shit.
In my limited experience, so is every fucking baby. It comes out of their pores or something.
All that not caring takes a lot out of you.
That's when I realized that there's a lot more to being a minister than not helping people.
@wonderlic---myballs: Nah, they broke up. Russell's looks were becoming a problem.
