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"Jemele Hill: she looks like she wears underwear with dick holes in 'em."

MeQuickWantSlow commented on ESPN Creates Poker Drama, Then Spoils It For Everyone

"@Chamomiles Davis: Just as long as synchronized running is still legit."

MeQuickWantSlow commented on A Little Trash Talk For Your Tuesday

"At least Garnett wasn't finger-BANGING Calderon."

MeQuickWantSlow commented on This Is Why We Can't Have Two-Way Football Players Anymore

"And that's why, you ALWAYS leave a note."

MeQuickWantSlow commented on New Guitar Hero Ad Gives You A Whole New Reason To Hate Tom Cruise

"@J-No: "You want some chocolate?""You're the devil!""

MeQuickWantSlow commented on The Machines Shall Rise, And All Will Fall

"@twoeightnine: @UpstateUnderdog:Will Arnett for President!"

MeQuickWantSlow commented on Larry Johnson Makes a Solemn Vow to Not Become Ike Turner

"@Candace Parker Secret Lover: After the spitting incident he whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything he could say this cab is rareBut he thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'"

MeQuickWantSlow commented on So What's The Deal With That Tacklin' SEC Ref?

"@Civil Negligence: He's actually just be a pile of dust and bones."

MeQuickWantSlow commented on Week In Review: I Hope Kimbo's Son Has A Better Weekend

"Bubb Rubb claims copyright infrigement on that face"