He called the gun his "big bang glock".
That is the nicest mother's basement I have ever seen.
Drew, the Laurie Berkner song you like so much is "Doodlebugs", isn't it? ISN'T IT??
Doodlebugs, up and down, doodlebugs comin' to your town.
Doodlebugs, all around, doodlebugs, doodlebuuuuuugs....zhoop zhoop!
Doodlebugs, up and down, doodlebugs comin' to your town.
Doodlebugs, all around, doodlebugs, doodlebuuuuuugs....zhoop zhoop!
I can't wait for him to appear on "Celebrity Apprentice".
Steve Williams is gonna beat the shit out of this bitch.
People are forgetting about the poor fire hydrant. He thought he was safe, settling in a wealthy gated community full of professional golfers, athletes, and movie stars. He had built a nice life for himself. And to be smashed on his own yard by a reckless Cablinasian driver...well, I for one don't think he deserved this.
"Turd" is the single most disgusting word in the English language. Much worse than "cunt" or "Drew".
I have no idea how these "hashtags" work, but if they involve corned beef, count me in. #comments
"Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get champagne in it!"
Hey, that looks great. But who are the Chefs?
@Chuck Knoblauch Throwing Error: Not for my 2-month old girl.
You've never seen so many fucking retards wearing purple in your life.
Obviously you've never been to Holy Cross.
slapped with a gold star rating by some fuckhead at the SEC
Actually, it was the fuckheads at the rating agencies that slapped the shitpot credit card loans with gold star ratings.
/I AM SIX CREDITS SHY OF A MASTERS DEGREE IN FINANCE!!!!
@Kid Canada: That’s fantastic, we got a Jewish first baseman! I didn’t know that. This is fabulous. …I’m so proud to have a Jewish first baseman. i didn’t even know!
Am I the only Sox fan out there hoping that Youk would get his ass kicked?
Sometimes you follow your heart...sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the cosmic shame! That's the cosmic shuhayayayayayame!
If I ran into her on the street today ... I'm not sure I could look her in the eye.
Of course you couldn't. You'd be staring at her tits.
Wait...someone said his ass was bold and succinct?
Woo-hoo!
I'm just posting this comment to see if my star was taken away.
/crosses fingers
