MikeSmrek commented on Shocking New Evidence In The Natalie Nelson/USC Song Girl Investigation

"@Sigerson: Just give me the lovely Irish lass on the right, and I'll call it a night."

MikeSmrek commented on Kentucky Falls To North Carolina Despite Ashley Judd's Admonitions For Improved Defense

"Hey, if I got elbowed in the crotch like that, I'd scream, too."

MikeSmrek commented on Tyler Hansbrough Welcomes You To The All-Day College Basketball Brain Smasher

"Coming soon to a theater near you: Tyler Hansbrough."

MikeSmrek commented on New Jersey Institute of Technology

"The Highlanders?"

MikeSmrek commented on Let's Settle This College Football Playoff Problem Right Now

"Bring it, President-Elect. The BCS is not just a college football "problem." It's the biggest joke in American sports."

MikeSmrek commented on Ryan Leaf Has Gone and Ryan Leaf'd Himself Yet Again

"Don't worry, Ryan."

MikeSmrek commented on Buck Burnette Just Can't Stop Apologizing for Absent-Minded Facebook Racism

""That statement breeds hate and it was never my intention to cause those controversial feelings." I just thought it was one of those other statements I've often made that breeds hate but does NOT cause controversial feelings, since, as we all know, statements that breed hate usually do NOT cause controverisal feelings. Sorry, Buck, but that dog don't hunt."

MikeSmrek commented on It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...

"Nice to know Joey's got a post-NFL career as a Florida Turnpike toll collector to fall back on."

MikeSmrek commented on Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug

"Hard core, man."

MikeSmrek commented on Texas Lineman Gets Kicked Off Team for Racist Facebook Message to Barack Obama

"Not BUCK Burnette!"