Not to defend the fanbase of my team, but bills fans are mostly salt of the earth folks...you know, morons.
The Chris Rock/Kobe one has me crying, how did I never see that. Also I now must know what he said to Kobe.
I don't know if this fell under your red meat embargo, but try beef bone marrow.
I swear it is better than butter. It is the most delicious thing ever.
I swear it is better than butter. It is the most delicious thing ever.
Can't we combine this and "Heat Strokes" into one feature I can dislike and not read?
Hot Stove U is no Bovine University.
Whoooooah there Nessie, someone give her some oats or something.
Well it might have something to do with the door being open and not having his eyes on the road if that picture is to be believed.
EDIT: Well now my joke doesn't work when you change the picture. Damnit.
EDIT: Well now my joke doesn't work when you change the picture. Damnit.
Well the karaoke bar I was in on Friday had "Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys as a choice.
Soooo...that.
Soooo...that.
I got a copy of this and sped through it. You learn everything you would ever care to know about Mattoon.
Really great book.
My favorites of all time are tasteless and death related:
Mike Darr Driving School
Tom Mees Pool Party
and last but not tastelessly least:
McNair Skull Puzzle
"The Bill Plaschke column writes itself."
You're right...literally. His computer has an auto outrage generator.
@Kid Canada: Next year in Jerusalem!
Now all we need to say is "Gritty" three times and FJM will appear...right? RIGHT?
Hey! AJ might be fat but he hates Cheetos!
I demand to see a dude in a Rob Ray Sabres jersey. I assume beating up someone else or at least holding a machete.
@Senators Lost Cojones: Yale could use an international airport.
@A Duck With a Lisp: not small enough.
Famous people! They're just like us!
Coming from a family of UMD fans, I must stop typing here and throw batteries.
*lights everything on fire*
I read the title of that NY Times article to be "Memories, and Hubris, at Old Yankee Stadium".
Seems more apt that way.
