MoBot commented on Louisville fullback Brock

"Jim Bolen wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

MoBot commented on Sean Salisbury Isn't Angry Anymore

"So let me get this straight: He's a dad and he's single."

MoBot commented on John McCain Knows Not Of Your Sports Blogs

"@Azian Zero: Perhaps, but this constitues big news for Cleveland fans."

MoBot commented on John McCain Knows Not Of Your Sports Blogs

"TJ/ Cavs trade for Mo Williams in three team deal. /TJ"

MoBot commented on Spanish Basketball Team Celebrates Trip to China With Slant-Eye Team Photo

"The Chinaman is not the issue, dude."

MoBot commented on Top Party Schools in Country, Shockingly, Correspond With Top Athletic Programs Except For...Randolph-Macon?

"Ohio State is still number one in the Couch-Burning and Car-Flipping Power Rankings."

MoBot commented on The Cubs-White Sox Feud Comes To Sesame Street

"Since I'm moving to Chicago in September, should I stock up on canned goods and bottled water in case of a Sox-Cubs World Series?"

MoBot commented on The Beer At Gay Bars Must Be Especially Good

"@Mr."

MoBot commented on Todd Jones Might Be Menopausal

"Are you crying? No, I just got something in both of my eyes."

MoBot commented on Todd Jones Might Be Menopausal

"I hear Joe Borowski is available."

MoBot commented on Favre Might Ruin The Rest Of His Legacy As A New York Jet

"The story that won't go away..."

MoBot commented on Cuervo Girl Throws A Pretty Decent Splitter

"Time to visit the mounds. Fixed."

MoBot commented on Clearly, He's Not Called Mr. October Because Of Sukkot

""What religion is he?" "He's Jewish." "Well, there you go." /last legs of this Imus joke"

MoBot commented on Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate

"@GorgeForeman: Seconded."

MoBot commented on C.C. Sabathia On His Way To Milwaukee

"I'll miss ya, CC. /eats Big Mac in memorium"

MoBot commented on Technical Difficulties Make For A Fun First Day

"@She Blinded Me With Violence: 84?"

MoBot commented on SuperYid Youkilis Drubs The Hardly Punchless RedBirds

"Maybe this is just a way to ensure click throughs/page views so that someone gets paid. I have no idea how writers are paid on this site, but I would imagine that if you exceed a certain number of click throughs/page views, you get more cash. By being so utterly terrible, Weintraub is setting himself up for tons of comments, which translate into views."

MoBot commented on The Jay Mariotti Chronicles Continue

"@FEAST: I always thought he looked like one of the Energy Hogs. Either way, he looks like a pig."