Still better than his first draft of "ME SO SOLLY!"
I think I'll go for a walk...
I FEEEEEL HAPPPYYYY!!!
I FEEEEEL HAPPPYYYY!!!
Holy fuck! Al Davis looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal in Ice Cube's 30 for 30. I'm waiting for Anthony Hopkins to walk up behind him and push him into a pit of carnivorous hogs.
This was after the scrapped the "San Fransisqo" jerseys with matching thongs.
Always bet on morbidly obese...
I wonder if, on some level, Artie stopped at "Nine Times" for the comedic value of the Ed Rooney reference.
@MattinglysSideburns:
+1 Chico
Live: New Jersey at Chicago
Watch as Bison Dele and the resurgent Bulls take on Croatian sharpshooter Drazen Petrovic and the New Jersey Nets.
@Natrone Means Business:
+1 restraining order
When asked to respond to the "Roll Tide" defense, lead prosecutor Mike Price stated "IT'S ROLLIN' BABY! IT'S ROLLIN'!"
@Lets_Go_Strangers:
damn you, Tube 8!
There is no fate but what we make
@Tracy Ham and Eggs:
+1 crabcake
@GodivaLilja: i believe it's actually an homage to Tracy Ham, the QB of the CFL football team that played in Baltimore during that God-awful NFL'less stretch from '84-'96. He brought a Grey Cup to Charm City!
And somebody with "Godiva" in their user name might want not want to throw stones...just sayin.
… i think it would be hella cool if people could slither around like a snake then when u lyin down on the couch after smokin and want sumfin but dont wanna get up u could just slither around…
Is this the mad scientist from Human Centipede?
While it may appear so in print, "Obese" isn't an ethnic group.
Something tells me LJ might take issue with some of Palmer's product endorsements... #larryjohnson
Thomas was quoted as saying that he "feels happy" and that he "thinks he'll go for a walk".
/Holy Grail'd #jamboroo
@kylejahner:
Our rules were similar, except you couldn't say the word "five". It had to be replaced with "biz". Part of the game was to trick the opponents into saying the word "five" (and virtually always end up saying it yourself).
No idea how this guy didn't get drunk playing beer die- or associated it with picking up women in college. Every time I played it, I either had a sure thing waiting for me that didn't give a shit about how drunk I was, or absolutely no prospect of getting laid (which was, sadly, about 90 percent of the time).
@Nickly:
...until they replace him with Paint Drinking Pete
