After re-reading AJ's original post a few times, I have no reason to continue my support of Deadspin in any capacity. Thanks for the laughs guys and don't eat the yellow snow.
Peace.
@magics-johnson: Dynomite?
@thefuseproject: Good point.
@StevePerryPsychOut: It's not over yet, we both have guys in the Dodgers-Cubs game.
@Business_Socks: Maybe she'll give out sympathy blowjobs!
@Peter Cavan: I could masturbate more.
"Yo, this's Timbaland. Tell him I said 'suck my dick'"
@Thundercracker: Moe's gonna be a great editor too.
@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: my brain hurts now
@Thundercracker: From the guys that brought you less Norm McDonald and more Jimmy Fallon, it's TurdSpin!
AJ!!! DO WE GET TO KEEP DUAN OR WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT THE HOUSE AND THE CAR AND THE KIDS AND THE DOG!!!
FUCK!!!
@StevePerryPsychOut: Fuckface.
@Lady Andrea: Aww, you're my favorite Iowa Hawkeye ever.
@Chad Sexington: Fa real son.
@DAULERIO: AJ, do we at least have DUAN?
@Chad Sexington: Quillek... by Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
@UkraineNotWeak: See, Ukraine is weak.
This must be the new thing they're teaching in MBA programs.
1. Build a successful website.
2. Build a strong following of people that use your website multiple times per day.
3. Tell those people to go fuck themselves and kick them off your website.
4. Profit!
