When asked to explain his unfathomable actions, Josh said "Listen, after all my misdeeds in life seven seconds in Heaven might be as close to Heaven as I'll ever get."
That's a huge +1
Stone Phillips: Some of your victims were found with organs missing, leading many to believe you engaged in cannibalism. America. Demands. Answers. Did you?
Jeffrey Dahmer: I started eliminating them. I take a bite and I'm like 'I can't even finish this.'
Total time: 440.5 minutes
In other words, a shade shorter than a Terrence Malick film.
Sorry, I missed the open thread on this one...was being "sociable" (it's what my doctor recommended).
Another close win by the Giants (I always believed in you, Tom Coughlin!), that shouldn't have been close at all. Eli has proven he is one of the best clutch players in sports right now.
Nerves have finally subsided and the scotch buzz has subsided a bit as well. Giants are Super Bowl Champs!
He's really starting to come into his own. Takes time to develop these young guys, obviously. Having him available to sub in for Scoop-Brandon and play capably would be a huge bonus. That dunk of his in traffic was unreal.
The Syracuse-St. Johns game has become a dunk contest at this point.
Welcome back, Fab. The 2-3 zone and half-court offense missed you dearly.
Do your work (or have a tutor do it for you) and go to class.
Practice drunk? But of course!
-Kerry Collins
/BTW, at this point my nervousness level for the game on Sunday is a solid 8.5 out of 10. I'll be 11 out of 10 on Sunday morning.
Very Short Debate: Do Mitch Albom or Mike Lupica Do Anything Quietly?
No.
The Boss gives that a solid +1
Is he playing guitar? Pretending it's a shotgun...?
He's just a really big Kurt Cobain fan.
Booing lack of The Hustle was a common occurrence at Studio 54 during the '70s.
When asked about his childhood dream to attend Ohio State University, he replied, "These things don't always work out. Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept what life gives you."
8:18 — Hey, it's Mo Vaughn to the Mets! I think I just had an aneuryism.
-2001 Winter Meetings Live Updates, Peter Gammons
It's often said that you need to see the world from a different perspective. Based on this picture, that's apparently the perspective of Sammy Davis, Jr.'s glass eye.
In a few short months, her and John Edwards will be a match made in heaven.
Jack Tatum: Get up you fucking pansy!
Darryl Stingley: Uggggggggggggsssssssss.
Jack Tatum: [to medical staff] He'll be fine.
