Maybe if gay ninja Suss didn't destar all of the people funnier than him things would be different.
@Steve U: Two outta three ain't bad!
And hopefully by then we'll have figured out that humorless bearded dough boys shouldn't have anything to do with the best sports blog in the land.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Woah. +1.
the Pete Best of football went elswhere.
On behalf of the Ladies..., I'd appreciate it if you upped the quality of content and checked for spelling errors before hitting submit. I'll let you chalk this one up to nerves this time, but I don't want to see a repeat performance.
Thank you.
I heard George Harrison was a real cancer in the recording studio.
Let me tell you, that George Brett could hit the tar out of the ball.
What's that girl on the left doing posing with Ryan Bruan? She should be frantically searching for her boobs.
That's a pretty cool t-shirt...to kill yourself in.
I give Ryan Bruan's reacharound wingspan an A plus. That left hand can go places!
@Bobby_Big_Wheel:
YOU ALMOST DID IT!
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
/nice Failbot
Mike Tyson scoffs at his lack of cranial ink accessories.
That's pretty fucked up.
It was also fucked up when I heard about this story 4 years ago.
@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Eh, boredom.
@Matt Sussman: Hey Suss, how are you and the rest of the ninja's fairing on this fine day? You probably should have spent more time picking the name of your brood, because most agree that it has a very high homosexual connotation.
NOW KILL ME, SUSS. PULL THE DAMN TRIGGER.
I was hearing a lot of laughs out there bro. Laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps! Gasps are where it's at! I'm gonna go pop my cat eyes in!
@Night Man: Well well, look who opened his eyes and woke up retarded.
MARK, dumbass.
I haven't seen such blatant use of child abuse since March Chmura's last hottub adventure.
@Will Leitch: +1
Now give me that goddamn star before I stick a porcupine up your ass behind the playground.
And Chandler won't be here to protect you this time, little man!
@Will Leitch: Hey, how'd that Midwestern broomsickle keep his star?! It's not like he created the site or anything.
Needs more Rick Chandler.
